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I saw two ducks fucking alongside the road in Patmos, Ohio.

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This is politics. The only other business where you can succeed while actively hating your coworkers is show business.

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Even for Democrats, it's a stretch to think a newbie like Adams could outwit some, let alone all, of the experienced people around him.

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It's a law and order operation. Cash on the barrelhead.

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Joe's just going to keep on keepin' on like he has been for the last two years, ignoring Williamson's prattling, while the predictable shitshow on the other side will do half our work for us.

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It is. The binaural audio recording is pretty cool too.

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So, St. Patrick's Day.

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Dear Chicago: Please look at what is happening with (and to) Eric Adams in NYC and do not elect Paul Vallas mayor. Thank you.

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You know what's a great Springsteen tune that you never hear? This one:

https://www.google.com/sear...

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Viale Leone IV by the Vatican.

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For a few years, I worked in the Chrysler Building, the best feature of which was existing across the street from the Grand Central Oyster Bar. And given that the we still had working 40's style inter-office mail shoots, that's high praise.

Imagine, if you will, having your weekly happy hour at the Oyster Bar. It was a GD dream come true. I introduced my office crush to GCOB, and I think he talks to me to this day primarily on the reputation I gained from inviting him there.

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I'm voting for Vallas Every Goddam Day!

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Chutes, not shoots!

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Eats chutes & leaves?

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my Chi is about to do the same i fear.

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I've actually never heard that song before. I'll check it out.

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