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Dr.  Hooker P. Tape's avatar

FOX News: Mr. President, what is combination to the nuclear football?

Dr.  Hooker P. Tape's avatar

Who's a good boy, Boris?

I am! I am!

Hamilton Ω, Simba, Li'l Feller's avatar

They should just wheel out a proper cardboard cutout of Boris to use for these shots.

Cutout wearing his streaked underpants on his head, of course. People need to know it's really him.

LeftyProud's avatar

Boris, could you have buttoned your jacket? You are not fighting a war like Zelensky.

chopper ☑️'s avatar

he looks all "Hola, amigos. What's up? I know it's been a long time since I rapped at ya, but I been stressin' like a Hessian over the amount of shit going on."

A.M. Jordan-Author at Large's avatar

Brussels is when they’re in a pile of leaves.

Cryny's avatar

He already lost the war to his hair.

2Cats2Furious's avatar

Once you said it, I can’t unsee it!

2Cats2Furious's avatar

More like a nap in a dumpster…

Norbrook's avatar

He stands out more now that TFG isn't in office.

2Cats2Furious's avatar

So just bacon, then?

NOM, NOM, NOM.

abbienormal's avatar

Boris reminds me of the old priest on Father Ted.

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Saxo the Grammarian's avatar

Who’s his tailor? Jack the Ripper?

vorpal's avatar

the secret is to use a really expensive extra virgin olive oil to fry them as it makes them slide effortlessly out of the pan and into the garbage.

vorpal's avatar

better stock up on beetcoin

Eliot's avatar

And on that day we will truly know the meaning of "Infrastructure Week."