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Dr.  Hooker P. Tape's avatar

FOX News: Mr. President, what is combination to the nuclear football?

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Dr.  Hooker P. Tape's avatar

Who's a good boy, Boris?

I am! I am!

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Hamilton Ω, Simba, Li'l Feller's avatar

They should just wheel out a proper cardboard cutout of Boris to use for these shots.

Cutout wearing his streaked underpants on his head, of course. People need to know it's really him.

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LeftyProud's avatar

Boris, could you have buttoned your jacket? You are not fighting a war like Zelensky.

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chopper ☑️'s avatar

he looks all "Hola, amigos. What's up? I know it's been a long time since I rapped at ya, but I been stressin' like a Hessian over the amount of shit going on."

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A.M. Jordan-Author at Large's avatar

Brussels is when they’re in a pile of leaves.

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Cryny's avatar

He already lost the war to his hair.

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2Cats2Furious's avatar

Once you said it, I can’t unsee it!

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2Cats2Furious's avatar

More like a nap in a dumpster…

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Norbrook's avatar

He stands out more now that TFG isn't in office.

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2Cats2Furious's avatar

So just bacon, then?

NOM, NOM, NOM.

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abbienormal's avatar

Boris reminds me of the old priest on Father Ted.

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Saxo the Grammarian's avatar

Who’s his tailor? Jack the Ripper?

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vorpal's avatar

the secret is to use a really expensive extra virgin olive oil to fry them as it makes them slide effortlessly out of the pan and into the garbage.

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vorpal's avatar

better stock up on beetcoin

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Eliot's avatar

And on that day we will truly know the meaning of "Infrastructure Week."

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