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FOX News: Mr. President, what is combination to the nuclear football?
Who's a good boy, Boris?
I am! I am!
They should just wheel out a proper cardboard cutout of Boris to use for these shots.
Cutout wearing his streaked underpants on his head, of course. People need to know it's really him.
Boris, could you have buttoned your jacket? You are not fighting a war like Zelensky.
he looks all "Hola, amigos. What's up? I know it's been a long time since I rapped at ya, but I been stressin' like a Hessian over the amount of shit going on."
Brussels is when they’re in a pile of leaves.
He already lost the war to his hair.
Once you said it, I can’t unsee it!
More like a nap in a dumpster…
He stands out more now that TFG isn't in office.
So just bacon, then?
NOM, NOM, NOM.
Boris reminds me of the old priest on Father Ted.
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Who’s his tailor? Jack the Ripper?
the secret is to use a really expensive extra virgin olive oil to fry them as it makes them slide effortlessly out of the pan and into the garbage.
better stock up on beetcoin
And on that day we will truly know the meaning of "Infrastructure Week."
FOX News: Mr. President, what is combination to the nuclear football?
Who's a good boy, Boris?
I am! I am!
They should just wheel out a proper cardboard cutout of Boris to use for these shots.
Cutout wearing his streaked underpants on his head, of course. People need to know it's really him.
Boris, could you have buttoned your jacket? You are not fighting a war like Zelensky.
he looks all "Hola, amigos. What's up? I know it's been a long time since I rapped at ya, but I been stressin' like a Hessian over the amount of shit going on."
Brussels is when they’re in a pile of leaves.
He already lost the war to his hair.
Once you said it, I can’t unsee it!
More like a nap in a dumpster…
He stands out more now that TFG isn't in office.
So just bacon, then?
NOM, NOM, NOM.
Boris reminds me of the old priest on Father Ted.
https://uploads.disquscdn.c...
Who’s his tailor? Jack the Ripper?
the secret is to use a really expensive extra virgin olive oil to fry them as it makes them slide effortlessly out of the pan and into the garbage.
better stock up on beetcoin
And on that day we will truly know the meaning of "Infrastructure Week."