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Carpeperdiem's avatar

What does Ben Shapiro, economist, think about this?Fuck Ted Cruz.

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vorpal's avatar

Unledded Zeppelin is my acoustic Robert Plant sings Sammy Davis Jr. cover band

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SayItWithWookies's avatar

Oh heck - my bad. I'll fact check myself first next time.

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Cryny's avatar

It's fine. I don't think people typically think "algae" when they see it. I just happen to have a biology degree.

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Satanic Pancake's avatar

Just as long as he doesn't come for the electrolytes. I'd hate for all the clean water to destroy the things that plants crave.

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Satanic Pancake's avatar

Is that to prevent any potential sparking and flames during wipes?

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Momo's avatar

Is that satire? Pease tell me it's satire.

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Satanic Pancake's avatar

I get my mercury from albacore.

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RandomNameAllocated's avatar

Nope, it really happened. The plant was in Sidcup - a little regarded part of South London - and was basically boiled tap water. Once this was found out, much merriment was had by the tabloids and broadsheets and it became a starting point for various ventures in sitcoms. It was literally a laughing stock. Then they were found to have carcinogenic additives in the water so it was all recalled and funnily enough, has never re-launched.

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RandomNameAllocated's avatar

Put it like this - its a common urban tale that London tap water is really pure as its been through 6 sets of kidneys before it gets to you, and it's still purer than Dasani

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Momo's avatar

Holy Moses, Dasani is still sold in the States. Atlanta municipal water I suppose. I drink hard water from an ancient well with rusty pipes, but filter it twice before drinking, and much prefer it to Ozarka-brand bottled water from Texas.

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Regis's avatar

Sadly, they'll start simultaneously screaming about libs / minorities/ China / cartels adding fentanyl to the water to kill us all and how freaking dare the government deny you the God-given right to drink fentanyl in your coffee if you want. Tyranny either way!!!

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Major is my Spirit  Animal's avatar

"What does Ben Shapiro, economist sex expert, think about this?"

FIFY

Fuck Ted CruzFuck FElon Musk

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Princess Erika the Radiant's avatar

Wearing hazardous chemicals, what can possibly go wrong?

*warily eyes her vinyl miniskirt*

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doktorzoom's avatar

"Think of it, Mandrake! They're even taking carcinogens out of children's ice cream!"

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doktorzoom's avatar

I honestly don't know if Orlon contained PFAS. Probably only if it were treated with water-resistant stuff.

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