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By orders of magnitude. Many "youth ministers" and far too many priests have a long history of child sexual abuse.

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Also stop getting rune tattoos, the heathens all hate your bigot asses too.

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This is the content that I come to Wonkette for. Thanks Evan.

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Gotta admire a kid with a sophisticated sense of humor.

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You expect it from Fox but when another outlet behaves as if it's important, we need to call them out.

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Glibs of Prick Prock? GFY

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Hmm... Would Preparation H work as lube for a buttplug?

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On my reading, they actually sent them the damn shirt -- had it custom printed and everything, I assume?

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OMFG, that t-shirt is worth the price of admission. I want one.

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whenI was a kid, "girdle" was the word that would send us into gales of giggles.Also, too, my Gramma had friends whose nicknames were "Ham," "Poddy," and "Dicky Dick" (his real name was Richard Dick, no lie).

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When my kid was five we learned that hibernating bears have a butt plug and she thought that was hilarious...laughed and laughed!!!

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I'm old enough to remember when reporters assigned to the White House were people of stature and gravitas, such as Jeff "The Cannon" Gannon.

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I'm grew up in THE Upstate. It's in SC, and is the home of Bob Jones "University"/Christofascist indoctrination center. The person holding that sign there is fucking brave.

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Give it up for the classics..

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Is "the upstate" the counterpart of "the Low Country" - or is that in GA?

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I went to Blightfart yesterday to drink the blood of children enjoy their tears over Trump's criminal charges. One of the brain geniuses over there said "Biden called half the country the enemies of America." My response was "you support a man who wants to shut down the free press, who incited an armed insurrection because he's a butthurt baby who lost an election, and who wants to shred the Constitution. To sane Americans, you ARE the enemies of America."

I seriously doubt Biden said that MAGAts are the enemy of America, but JFC, the FBI says right wing extremists are the biggest danger to America. If you're going to be an asshole, at least OWN it.

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