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SkeptiKC's avatar

It would be a pity if that second-hand, diplomatically trashy, tacky Penthouse posh bribe-in-the-sky fell OUT of the aforementioned sky in a nosedive directly down into a confederate cotton field at DEADLY speed.

BOOM!

Rabbit Rebozo's avatar

I understand that gifting the thing was not the Qatari's idea. When they flew it here for Il Douche toinspect they thought they were courting a prospective buyer. Sure after five years trying to flog the thing with ne'er a nibble, they might have been willing to be flexible and lower the price some. But giving it away? They're businessmen, not fucking Santa Clause.

No, the 'gifting' was Il Douche's idea. Which makes it even more corrupt. It's not "If we give the plane, will you do X, Y and Z for us?" It was "give the plane and I'll do X, Y and Z for you."

Tessie's avatar

"rolling out a new project before it is ready is such a common Trump move that backfires on him every time. Think of all the fuckups that fell flat and generated huge backlash due to rushed, shoddy workmanship and poor planning. All because President Baby was too impatient to do the job right"

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TOFU = T*** Often Fucks Up

eo's avatar

LOL "Oddjob impersonator Steve Cheung"

larry gassan's avatar

Is the Secret Service code name for Trump’s Qatar 747 “Sloppy Seconds”?

BECKY's avatar

Which would seem to contradict his assertions that the plane was a gift to the people of the United States, not just him personally

He probably thinks that a gift to him is a gift to the whole country, that we want him to have nice things.

DemoCat's avatar

Free my ass. Let’s see the price tag to add the security features to make it a flying tank with a bubble of protection around our babbling, 80-something grand-potus. Not to mention the political price to pay. Nothing is free, except the kindness of others, which has nothing whatsoever to do with whatever this is.

larry gassan's avatar

The price tags were still attached to the wheels too.

Geo's avatar

Waste of our money

UnDrewsual's avatar

"Hilariously, Trump claimed he was taking the new Air Force One to the airbase because all the Air Force people stationed there are clamoring to get a look at it"

Trump: "Air Force guys, big guys, came up to me with tears in their eyes saying 'Sir, thank you for allowing us to see your big beautiful plane'""

Enter Ranting's avatar

I'm totally fine with Trump flying in an unsafe aircraft.

Enter Ranting's avatar

Did Trump spend millions of our money flying on two Airs Force One? Yes, but you have to consider all the important work he accomplished in Turkey. What's that?

Kirsty Gnome #squattor's avatar

He probably wants to keep it nice for his comic book library.

CripesAmighty's avatar

Told him not to buy that shiny hooptie from the buy-here-pay-here lot--now he has to use Mom's plane.

eddi-SABH's avatar

Also unused dollars at FEMA for Blue states. The next President can give Trump back his plane after the various agencies strip out all the security feature. As long as the gold decor's intact he will never notice.

fair_n_hite_451's avatar

Surprised that he resisted using his go to tic about "Big strong servicemen, tears in their eyes, telling him what a majestic plane it was, they've never seen anything like it Sir".

Likely because his brain has gone so far to mush he can't even remember to trot out the old hits any more.