Trump reminds me of a kid Hambone was friends with. No, more acquaintances with.
He said "look at what my rich aunt bought me" on his birthday. It was a slot car race track with some really nice cars (Baconz would know. I am a nerd). Next to a bumper pool table this was the ALL time gift. All the kids set it up. Bridges and tunnels and that thing where they cross each other tracks.
It was set up. He made watch other kids watch him race him self. Now here is the fucked up part. When he was bored with it he didnt let the other kids use it. He smashed the slot cars so they couldnt play with it. He knew,as a spoiled little dick, he knew his aunt would buy him new ones.
He blamed my son and his friends on destroying the cars. Then he played the "woah is me. No one likes me because Im rich card" all through Jr and highschool.
Now i didnt see this. But why would Hambone lie to me? His mom sure. But not me.
Never mind the going back part: so he flew to Turkey with a bunch of high-level officials and hangers-on, in a plane the Secret Service says is insecure? Probably, if they were not just all munching hamberders and doing a big circle jerk, but actually talking about the summit, at least Qatar was listening. Probably Iran, too, whose government employs--generally at arm's length, to have some deniability--some seriously competent hackers. And who knows who else. Trump is, and has been from the very beginning, a walking, talking hair-on-fire security risk, and this only shows that to be true once again.
Ta, Gary. Food and healthcare for WHICH people? The poor? Let them starve and then die, saddled with debt that will be passed on to their kids. The middle class? They (we) are all one healthcare emergency away from bankruptcy, so see above.
This belongs in the open thread but I can't wait. This was posted from "my" Senator, Marsha B-Burn (R-Pulaski) Good gawd, Tennessee. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_0yvB16y4M
This is like something out of "Wag the Dog." Invent a problem that does not exist--the more racist the better. Then take a stand that you're against that racist problem. Your opponent can't take the same position against the problem because it doesn't exist. Badda boom, badda bing - your opponent wants to help Chinese Communists to take our land! Hunt them down!"
Yea, none of this is even remotely true. "China" is not buying up swaths of prime Tennessee land. I'm sure y'all are shocked to hear Marsha lying through her bleached-white dentures.
Objection! Oddjob was a Chinese badass , disciplined, and skilled in the dark arts. Cheung is just a shit talker, Chinese-eyed from sniffing tfg's farts.
>>as part of the deal to take the plane, he gets to take it with him when he leaves office, allegedly to be part of his presidential library.<<
Oh please. That assumes he'll still be alive by the time his second term is up. And isn't "presidential library" just shorthand for the Golden Shitter?
The largest nuclear bomb in outer space exploded 64 yrs ago today.
Starfish Prime(one of five detonated by the US) was a 1.4 megaton thermonuclear warhead, detonated at the altitude the Space Station now orbits. It created man-made radiation belts that wrecked many satellites & lasted 5+ years.
feels like it should be styled “Air Forces One”
Trump reminds me of a kid Hambone was friends with. No, more acquaintances with.
He said "look at what my rich aunt bought me" on his birthday. It was a slot car race track with some really nice cars (Baconz would know. I am a nerd). Next to a bumper pool table this was the ALL time gift. All the kids set it up. Bridges and tunnels and that thing where they cross each other tracks.
It was set up. He made watch other kids watch him race him self. Now here is the fucked up part. When he was bored with it he didnt let the other kids use it. He smashed the slot cars so they couldnt play with it. He knew,as a spoiled little dick, he knew his aunt would buy him new ones.
He blamed my son and his friends on destroying the cars. Then he played the "woah is me. No one likes me because Im rich card" all through Jr and highschool.
Now i didnt see this. But why would Hambone lie to me? His mom sure. But not me.
Never mind the going back part: so he flew to Turkey with a bunch of high-level officials and hangers-on, in a plane the Secret Service says is insecure? Probably, if they were not just all munching hamberders and doing a big circle jerk, but actually talking about the summit, at least Qatar was listening. Probably Iran, too, whose government employs--generally at arm's length, to have some deniability--some seriously competent hackers. And who knows who else. Trump is, and has been from the very beginning, a walking, talking hair-on-fire security risk, and this only shows that to be true once again.
Let me guess! Trump sharted in the bed and they have to clean it up...
okaaaaay phew! a change of topic is imminent, as yrrrr
smoking lamp
is lit!
w00t! THANK THE GODDESS!
Thank ghod.
"Oddjob impersonator Steve Cheung"
Yes
This 👆👆👆👆👆
Once they are evicted - nothing like this should ever be invited into the White House again
I mean literally never
Overheard in cockpit over Atlantic
Ai Weapons Officer: Attention Flight Captain! Missile lock confirmed. Incoming missile traveling at mach 4. Begin evasive maneuvers.
Captain: Evasive manuvers In this tub? You kidding? Deploy countermeasures!
Ai WO: Countermeasures unavailable. None were loaded due to shoddy defense contracting and fraud.
Captain: Captain to crew. Been nice knowing you guys. I won't hold it against anyone if they abandon ship right now.
Flight Student Manages To Land Plane Solo After Instructor Jumps To His Death
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/argentina-inflight-suicide-student-plane-landing_n_6a4ecbaee4b04b52a93e2e17?origin=home-whats-happening-unit
Ta, Gary. Food and healthcare for WHICH people? The poor? Let them starve and then die, saddled with debt that will be passed on to their kids. The middle class? They (we) are all one healthcare emergency away from bankruptcy, so see above.
<Oddjob impersonator Steve Cheung>
Unfair. Oddjob ain’t that ugly.
This belongs in the open thread but I can't wait. This was posted from "my" Senator, Marsha B-Burn (R-Pulaski) Good gawd, Tennessee. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_0yvB16y4M
This is like something out of "Wag the Dog." Invent a problem that does not exist--the more racist the better. Then take a stand that you're against that racist problem. Your opponent can't take the same position against the problem because it doesn't exist. Badda boom, badda bing - your opponent wants to help Chinese Communists to take our land! Hunt them down!"
https://www.wonkette.com/p/confederate-nana-marsha-blackburn
Ha ha ha ha ha - OMG. I should work for Wonkette. I beat Evan by a cool 4 min!
She was having a bad hair day.
Yea, none of this is even remotely true. "China" is not buying up swaths of prime Tennessee land. I'm sure y'all are shocked to hear Marsha lying through her bleached-white dentures.
What did she overdose on? Lemon Chicken? Broccoli Beef? Moo Goo Gai Pan? Egg Foo Yung?
Pho King Chicken, obvs.
Honestly, though. Every republican in Tennessee is more likely to vote for her after seeing that.
Is it bad that Immediately thought "Fortune cookies are fucking American! They aren't Chinese!"
“Forget it..she’s rolling”
Common Clay sez come and git some, China!
I'm embarrassed for her.
They always take a spare AF1 this was not unique.
Objection! Oddjob was a Chinese badass , disciplined, and skilled in the dark arts. Cheung is just a shit talker, Chinese-eyed from sniffing tfg's farts.
That's why , I think, Evan described him as an impersonator and not the real thing
Fair point, but the difference should be emphasized.
Cheung looks like one of those "Buddha with Exploding Diarrhea" statues.
>>as part of the deal to take the plane, he gets to take it with him when he leaves office, allegedly to be part of his presidential library.<<
Oh please. That assumes he'll still be alive by the time his second term is up. And isn't "presidential library" just shorthand for the Golden Shitter?
Even the graffiti is inane.
No, it's for a hotel shrine that is being developed in Miami for him.
The largest nuclear bomb in outer space exploded 64 yrs ago today.
Starfish Prime(one of five detonated by the US) was a 1.4 megaton thermonuclear warhead, detonated at the altitude the Space Station now orbits. It created man-made radiation belts that wrecked many satellites & lasted 5+ years.
Maintenance reports a suspected algae clog in the plumbing of AF one. Granted, a best case.
Lets keep our fingers crossed.
I was just fondly recalling when Biden was president and I was able to contribute to my savings.
That was nice.
Yeah, but raspy voice and grandpa shoes. You don’t remember that hell?
A dollar slice cost a dollar.
Seriously. My next door just raised the price and I been stopping in for 20 years.
Hell just ANY HOPE for the future. It absolutely feels like, "What's the fucking point" now
The point now is to fight back, which is not as fun, granted.
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This right here
That's a whole point of the psy ops -- to make people feel hopeless
it's also exhausting. self-care is important.
But Biden was corrupt because he rode Amtrak.
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It's important -- though exhausting -- to confront the captured corporate media and call them out on their horse crap