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And there it is. I mean, them being racist was a safe bet, but it’s nice of them to provide solid confirmation.

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>> The so-called “People’s Convoy” is a growing threat that won’t go away quietly.<<To quote Peter Sellers from The Goon Show: Are you going to come quietly, or do we have to use ear plugs?

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And yodelling baby butthole.

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The Truckers don't stand a chance against Mayor Bowser. Now if they were Plumbers on the other hand, then it would be a different story.

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Who knew their rallying cry would be, “I need to peeee!”

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Truck or treat!Truck or treat!Gonna make mepiss my seat!Truck or treat!Truck or treat!Obey the law?I'd rather cheat!Truck or treat!Truck or treat!Impotence hasclaimed my meat!Truck or treat!Truck or treat!Racism is pretty sweet!

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Their princess is in another castle.

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If only there were some organization with government authority that could step in and stop these terrorists from terrorizing the people of DC as they have already threatened to do many times already. Maybe the UN?

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See that makes them good drivers. In Paris everyone's car had dents, according to their aggression factor, look out for the both sides dented car. The Italian driver I had coming from the cruise ship, made his own lane frequently comin into Rome. And an old man hit out tour bus on the way to Pisa, backing into us on the freeway ,he had missed his exit.

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I saw a tweet a week or two back begging for warm clothing donations for the brave truckers that traveled cross country without considering the temperature difference between Arizona and Maryland in March. So hearing they pissed themselves because they're too stupid to realize they'd be stuck in traffic isn't a surprise.

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They failed in every way EXCEPT that they made a lot of connections, built up some networking among their groups and individuals, and the ones who were paying attention learned a lot that can be useful the next time they want to do something like this (or something more violent.)

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THIS.

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i'd forgotten that one! thanks for the lol!

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Nice truck you got there. It'd be a shame if your brake lines cut themselves.

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So, they haven't figured out yet that we libs yell "Black lives matter!" all the time because we know it triggers the cons, eh? Fucking snowflakes. You've got your trucks, so I don't think we're obligated to provide you with a safe space.

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Before we categorize them as iconoclasts, shouldn't we first determine if they can spell the word and, also, too, define it?

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