Whoops, forgot to change the category for the apres-noon news roundup newletter from "Wonkette" to "Wonkette news one-a-day" so it was briefly up on the main site. The error has been rectified, and those responsible for sacking those who were sacked, have been sacked.
It doesn't show up on the app. Which is sad, since my stupid phone won't let me do anything but read Wonkette on the browser (when I tap the comments thing, it goes to the app). So now I'm defaulting to the app, and going "WHAR OPEN THREAD?" while tapping my foot.
Hi wonkets. Here is your sort of evening Zelenskyy. There was a lot to choose from so I picked this one; there’s a lot more on the website of course https://www.president.gov.ua/en
Someone asked the asshole idiot about the hypocrisy of him voting by mail while bashing the entire idea of voting by mail. He said, "I don't appreciate the question. I'm the president."
“The product is very good at connecting people with interests, and if your interest is little girls, it will be really good at connecting you with little girls,”
Ill say it. Social media is the target of a classic moral panic. Dime store novels, movies, pinball, comic books, rock and roll, Dungeons and Dragons... there's always something for moms to freak out over.
They better get moving on it. The landmark city-owned "2400 Motel" that served as a location in so many past episodes is constantly being threatened with redevelopment.
Brilliant. Spend a ton of money rebooting a stale series premised on the idea that people Donald Trump would hire are succeeding in an elaborate conspiracy to conceal.
80 billion is slightly more than the gdp of Venezuela. Zuckerberg changed the entire G-D name of his corporate entity to his now completely failed product. He suffered no actual consequences for such stupidity and in fact likely will remain CEO for life because his data collection machines remain profitable and capitalism is of course perfect, even though Facebook is responsible for at least one genocide in Myanmar.
Bankrupting these assholes is the least we can do.
OMG, I am sooooo stuffed! I ordered pressed duck (sorry, birb) from this Thai place I ordered from on one of my previous trips. Half a duck with steamed veggies, rice and choice of sauce on the side. I ordered the Thai basil sauce and it was so good. I scarfed down over half of it in one sitting.
Now I'm lounging on the bed sipping my iced Thai tea and putting off packing. 7AM flight tomorrow, so 4:00 wakeup is going to come awful early.
I'll die happy from overeating, I swear. May die unhappy from having to get up way too damn early tomorrow.
Whoops, forgot to change the category for the apres-noon news roundup newletter from "Wonkette" to "Wonkette news one-a-day" so it was briefly up on the main site. The error has been rectified, and those responsible for sacking those who were sacked, have been sacked.
Fired yourself again, huh?
Onan Employment Services™ - our clients sack themselves.
You said sack. In Buttheads voice. Uh huh huh... Stop it Beavis.
Evan Hurst may have the week off, but his dog Lula is still judging you.
New doggo Little Ruby, and she can judge too!
Like one big Sackathon. Much sacking, a sacking time was had by all, so much sacking you wouldn't believe it...
One Big Beautiful Sack.
You sacked Fukui?
I think he fuked Sakui.
Unpossible. Fukui could survive nuclear winter.
Just like...ah, prob shouldn't go there...
Provided there are no more escalators 🔥😅🤗💗💗💗😎
Although responsible for innumerable transgressions against sanity, I don't think he was involved.
Sanity overrated especially these days lols bonfire absurdities!
Just imagine how that would go. Timid, introverted Fukui would be crushed.
It would destroy the lad.
Dude I was so confused. More than the baseline confused.
oblig: https://youtu.be/D5P7x4vh_ts?si=Mz6J7m31xJmOpQX6
You are now on double secret probation!
lol u sed "sack."
Heh-heh heh-heh.
I've heard that before. Sounds like the ones who sacked those responsible for sacking those who were sacked need to be sacked.
I thought the doings at CERN were causing glitches in the universe again.
That could be happening also too.
Well, they were driving around a truck loaded with antimatter....
https://home.web.cern.ch/news/press-release/experiments/base-experiment-cern-succeeds-transporting-antimatter
Those slobs in sector G-7 again...
I got a sack guy, if you need more sacks...
It doesn't show up on the app. Which is sad, since my stupid phone won't let me do anything but read Wonkette on the browser (when I tap the comments thing, it goes to the app). So now I'm defaulting to the app, and going "WHAR OPEN THREAD?" while tapping my foot.
Anyway, it's all clear now, whew.
Feces occurs.
Opioid pain med patients would like a word.
A møøse once got my sister addicted to søcial media...
døømscrølling møøse...
No, really. My uncle ølaf was øn the cømputer for like three days straight and wouldn't even get up to use the tøilet...
but does Dok regret the error?
NO RAGRETS!
No ragerts, either
Ensackend.
Hybrid war requires hybrid propaganda.
𝘑𝘋 𝘝𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘦 𝘤𝘭𝘢𝘪𝘮𝘴 𝘐𝘳𝘢𝘯 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘨𝘰𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰 𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘕𝘶𝘤𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘳 𝘚𝘶𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘥𝘦 𝘝𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘬𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘴 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘴𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘴 𝘰𝘧 𝘱𝘦𝘰𝘱𝘭𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵'𝘴 𝘸𝘩𝘺 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘩𝘢𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘢𝘵𝘵𝘢𝘤𝘬.
https://xcancel.com/Megatron_ron/status/2037276954961883167#m
The proven rapist Trump claimed that Iran gave him a huge present that had something to do with oil and gas.
Iran has announced they have set up a "toll booth" at the Strait of Hormuz.
I assume that Iran has offered him personally half the toll they will be charging, which would be the perfect Trumpian ending to this whole thing.
The only time I would be tempted to burn money.
https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_fullsize/plain/did:plc:z623ngi722z6guphllh3ui5o/bafkreigri4gwclbtociipxqawyt6ae3ae6iwt2m3lyzbwpqobvx3vaadhq
Hi wonkets. Here is your sort of evening Zelenskyy. There was a lot to choose from so I picked this one; there’s a lot more on the website of course https://www.president.gov.ua/en
'A second phase of the trial, to begin in May, will determine whether Meta products constitute a “public nuisance”'
That should be easy, FaceBorg is a plague.
Someone asked the asshole idiot about the hypocrisy of him voting by mail while bashing the entire idea of voting by mail. He said, "I don't appreciate the question. I'm the president."
Don't remind us.
“The product is very good at connecting people with interests, and if your interest is little girls, it will be really good at connecting you with little girls,”
Tramp probably has a few accounts.
Prof. Heather live now:
https://substack.com/live-stream/147008?utm_source=activity_item
Trump’s cabinet meeting this morning
https://xcancel.com/Mollyploofkins/status/2037170464234025439#m
Sometimes people can't pass things and require digital intervention.
It's some early eighties fluff, and yet..
Cha Cha Loco. I think the ghost of Furry Caterwauling might agree.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTc_RQiG0Do
{reminds self to post Mambo Inn links}
Ill say it. Social media is the target of a classic moral panic. Dime store novels, movies, pinball, comic books, rock and roll, Dungeons and Dragons... there's always something for moms to freak out over.
Trouble right here in River City!
The sexy M&M.
OT - Ryan Coogler is rebooting The X-Files and the pilot script has been blessed by Gillian Anderson herself:
https://ca.news.yahoo.com/gillian-anderson-teases-x-files-120000439.html
She said, "fucking cool..." I love it when beautiful women curse...
god forbid they try a new IP instead of a 30 year old one.
They better get moving on it. The landmark city-owned "2400 Motel" that served as a location in so many past episodes is constantly being threatened with redevelopment.
I have mixed feelings on this.
The loot is out there.
I can't wait. I loved the first show.
Brilliant. Spend a ton of money rebooting a stale series premised on the idea that people Donald Trump would hire are succeeding in an elaborate conspiracy to conceal.
Go ahead, be a grouch. They discover that Riverdance was the result of not keeping the Irish-dancing vampire population under control.
No one on 'Interview with The Vampire' even discusses the OCD angle that 'X-Files' exposed...
80 billion is slightly more than the gdp of Venezuela. Zuckerberg changed the entire G-D name of his corporate entity to his now completely failed product. He suffered no actual consequences for such stupidity and in fact likely will remain CEO for life because his data collection machines remain profitable and capitalism is of course perfect, even though Facebook is responsible for at least one genocide in Myanmar.
Bankrupting these assholes is the least we can do.
Ayep. Hear, hear. A true.
OMG, I am sooooo stuffed! I ordered pressed duck (sorry, birb) from this Thai place I ordered from on one of my previous trips. Half a duck with steamed veggies, rice and choice of sauce on the side. I ordered the Thai basil sauce and it was so good. I scarfed down over half of it in one sitting.
Now I'm lounging on the bed sipping my iced Thai tea and putting off packing. 7AM flight tomorrow, so 4:00 wakeup is going to come awful early.
I'll die happy from overeating, I swear. May die unhappy from having to get up way too damn early tomorrow.
A 3AM wakeup might be better since you might have to deal with ICE.
Errybody gotta eat.
Wonder weed by Obnox.
https://obnox12xu.bandcamp.com/album/boogalou-reed
Too Punk Shakur!
d/l s