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Teecha's avatar

They should visit the UK and watch a pantomime. Drag is just clothes. Why get so stressed? Wankers

Suzie Greenburg's avatar

I will also be turning all death threats into law enforcement

I wonder, will she use "Abracadabra," " Bibbity Bobbity Boo," or maybe something from the Harry Potter books?

Jgb979's avatar

Gosh I sure hope ventilators don’t run on electricity…..

Sorry your mom’s heart stopped during surgery, but I’m sure she’ll appreciate the need to stop a lot of well dressed men from giving a lesson in tolerance!

Hemp Dogbane's avatar

Isn't there already an outstanding warrant for God?

Nicola Leslie's avatar

The musical All About Jamie is being made into a movie soon. Alternatively they could just go watch Priscilla, Queen of the Desert and maybe they might learn a thing or 2.

(((fka_donnie_d))), sick SOB's avatar

Rainey said yesterday that she had been "cleared" by police of involvement in the power station attack

"Funny" how the police neglected to mention that

IMPOed's avatar

I was truly unaware god uses an AR-15...

(((fka_donnie_d))), sick SOB's avatar

Obviously, still waiting for these fuckwits to call Roodles a groomer.

Helena Handbag's avatar

Nice to know it's so easy to knock out power to 40,000 people. I'm sure no other domestic terrorists are taking notes.

(((fka_donnie_d))), sick SOB's avatar

It's time for Donnie's Top 10 hit, "nationalize the power grid".

IMPOed's avatar

I really am surprised it took this long, but most people don't cause harm to themselves to "own" the evildoers.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Big Outrage meets big outage

How will you get your daily supply of Manufactured Outrage with the power out?!

Paniq! At Disqus's avatar

The South is going to sink to lower and lower depths again

Colbert Thorenson's avatar

I feel like God could have just outaged the power with his mind, sort of like Trumps declassification authority, but then republican Jesus doth love his guns.

Werewolf's avatar

Once again, Moore Co., NC (Pinehurst, I believe) was where my aunt, age 6 at the time, was prohibited from using a restroom because Jooish.