It was only a few days ago that we had to talk ceaselessly about which beer companies were pulling out of sponsorships of terrible bigoted Saint Patrick's Day parades in Boston and New York City. You'd probably already entirely forgotten about that tempest in a beer mug, but the Catholic League's Bill Donohue has been sitting alone in a dark room brooding and scheming and sulking, trying to figure out a way to get back at those gays. Jesus appeared to Bill and said "Bill, you shall go forth into the desert, and there you shall see a vision of how to fuck with the Gay Pride Parade." Bill made his pilgrimage, and came up with
I'm looking forward to the float. They've invited Quitter Pope Ratzinger to be the homocoming queen, in full Prada regalia, along with his boytoy, Cardinal Georg whatsisname.
I love my people. Hopefully, some baker queen will make him a delicious cake to welcome him to Pride, and he'll stroke out whilst choking down the vile homosexual dessert!
Just so's he ain't all lonesome, maybe Billy could share his float with biblical Flat-Earthers. Or maybe the Anti-Shellfishers. Flying Elvii?
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And kids? They were not well designed and could be quite dangerous, as this clip from a government public-safety film illustrates. <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watc..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UNTsbZCj7H4">http://www.youtube.com/watc...
I&#039;m looking forward to the float. They&#039;ve invited Quitter Pope Ratzinger to be the homocoming queen, in full Prada regalia, along with his boytoy, Cardinal Georg whatsisname.
And how about a group representing all the pedophile priests?
&quot;Straight is Great, As Long As There&#039;s No Hate&quot;
&quot;But Please Don&#039;t Gyrate, God Says Bill Can&#039;t Bate&quot;
As if.
I love my people. Hopefully, some baker queen will make him a delicious cake to welcome him to Pride, and he&#039;ll stroke out whilst choking down the vile homosexual dessert!
I hope he gets thoroughly glitter-bombed.
Well, your bluff just got called Billy-boy. What&#039;s it gonna be? Either you go all-in or you walk away from the table.
Just so&#039;s he ain&#039;t all lonesome, maybe Billy could share his float with biblical Flat-Earthers. Or maybe the Anti-Shellfishers. Flying Elvii?
Every parade needs some whacky group to mock.
Zsa Zsa is still alive (!); with nine marriages, nothing sticks it to gay marriage like the union of one woman and nine men in marriage.