But shilling to reverse decades of foreign policy, that's easy After a long career in the Senate, a failed run for the presidency, and the best debate answer to the question of why he wanted to be Gerald Ford's vice president ("It's an indoor job, no heavy lifting"), Bob Dole apparently decided he might as well toss out whatever respect he still had after working as a pitchman for Viagra, and is now taking credit for
Seriously, what the fuck does someone's chosen gender on their Tinder profile have to do with any goddamn thing???????? ... Christ on a ham sammich, y'all...
Stark contrast with Obama, it'n it? Donnie can't even withstand a quick blip of the shit Obama got handed every single day of his Presidency. As much as I wanted Bamz to just flip his shit, he was always the better man for not... Miss him already, I do...
I reckon all the lobbyists are lining up to put Donald in the old trick bag. By the time he figures out what they're doing ,,, Who am I kidding? He'll never figure it out.
Seriously, what the fuck does someone's chosen gender on their Tinder profile have to do with any goddamn thing???????? ... Christ on a ham sammich, y'all...
You are... but it's still their loss...
This seems like a complex issue but do we really want to get into a fight with China about goods and manufacturing? Because I'm pretty sure we'd lose.
I'm so glad I only watch satire and the sane block on MSNBC.
Well done Bob, you sneaky old cock-gobbler.
"And tell those welfare moochers to get off their asses and get a real job!!1!!!!1 #MAGA MURICA FUCK YEAH!"
At least we won't have to learn a new language. Chinese is hard.
"I got toe fungus because Louie Gohmert is a slack-jawed moron."
Think of all the bake sales they'd have to do...
I can shorten it further.
"Does Donald Trump bother you?"
Just as I suspected! The Chinese are more democratic than many people thought. They hold their 'elections' every night. Thanks, Bob.
Stark contrast with Obama, it'n it? Donnie can't even withstand a quick blip of the shit Obama got handed every single day of his Presidency. As much as I wanted Bamz to just flip his shit, he was always the better man for not... Miss him already, I do...
Is this (t)Rump's plan, a limited nuclear war with China, where the only areas affected are the Pacific states, California, Oregon and Washington?
I reckon all the lobbyists are lining up to put Donald in the old trick bag. By the time he figures out what they're doing ,,, Who am I kidding? He'll never figure it out.
Jesus fuck, I'm going to have to rewatch Red Dawn. The original
Well, no big loss - they didn't vote for him so who cares if they're nuked off the map.