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YoBunnyBunny's avatar

Seriously, what the fuck does someone's chosen gender on their Tinder profile have to do with any goddamn thing???????? ... Christ on a ham sammich, y'all...

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Beanz&Berryz's avatar

You are... but it's still their loss...

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IOnlyLikeCats's avatar

This seems like a complex issue but do we really want to get into a fight with China about goods and manufacturing? Because I'm pretty sure we'd lose.

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IOnlyLikeCats's avatar

I'm so glad I only watch satire and the sane block on MSNBC.

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Tiny kaiju's avatar

Well done Bob, you sneaky old cock-gobbler.

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YoBunnyBunny's avatar

"And tell those welfare moochers to get off their asses and get a real job!!1!!!!1 #MAGA MURICA FUCK YEAH!"

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Rachel Book Harlot's avatar

At least we won't have to learn a new language. Chinese is hard.

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MynameisBlarney's avatar

"I got toe fungus because Louie Gohmert is a slack-jawed moron."

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YoBunnyBunny's avatar

Think of all the bake sales they'd have to do...

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Minuetman Raan ✚✚'s avatar

I can shorten it further.

"Does Donald Trump bother you?"

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queenofromania's avatar

Just as I suspected! The Chinese are more democratic than many people thought. They hold their 'elections' every night. Thanks, Bob.

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YoBunnyBunny's avatar

Stark contrast with Obama, it'n it? Donnie can't even withstand a quick blip of the shit Obama got handed every single day of his Presidency. As much as I wanted Bamz to just flip his shit, he was always the better man for not... Miss him already, I do...

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Bozi Will Remember 1-6-2021's avatar

Is this (t)Rump's plan, a limited nuclear war with China, where the only areas affected are the Pacific states, California, Oregon and Washington?

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Paperless Tiger's avatar

I reckon all the lobbyists are lining up to put Donald in the old trick bag. By the time he figures out what they're doing ,,, Who am I kidding? He'll never figure it out.

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Courser's avatar

Jesus fuck, I'm going to have to rewatch Red Dawn. The original

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Courser's avatar

Well, no big loss - they didn't vote for him so who cares if they're nuked off the map.

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