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I doubt any self-respecting gay man has given much thought to Mr. Inhofe's dangly bits. Which could be the source of his bitterness, now that I think of it.

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Might as well apologize to all the flying giraffe's too, since it is apologize to imaginary things day...

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No <i>Oktoberfest? </i>What bigots you people are!

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I dont know how he pronunseeates his name but for some reason anytime I sees it I think of Inhole,like which happens when buttsechs is done Maybe I got the dislexeaze or sumptin but he need to be just a little bit nice like to teh gheys what shoot people fur this cuntree

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Well, gaysploring isn't half as icky as people make it out to be...

It seemed a lot like <strike>mansplaining</strike> wonksplaining.

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are you really related to yourself? I mean, you're <em>you</em>...

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Y'know, that was my first thought too. And I also thought anuses would be involved.

But really, it was just DDM telling us about stuff.

Though I guess, with Inhofe involved, there was at least one anus, but it was sealed by the head stuck up in it.

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Giving people in the military "time" to do this or that is nearly meaningless (except when they're off actually fighting in our endless wars) as the main activity of every workday when they're in garrison (at Fort Sill, for instance) is finding something for them to do.

Remember: the purpose of training is to make men long for war.

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the 20th is the Garfield Anniversary? I thought it was the China Anniversary...

No wonder I got divorced, I can never keep any of this stuff straight...

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You have clearly never been to <a href="http:\/\/goo.gl\/asNSxy" target="_blank">Butte, MT</a>.

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