Sarah Palin's "Alaska" is already gearing up to dismantle all the unions, forever. But what could make this embarrassing ice colony even more American? Probably a law that would prevent Muslims from honor-killing all the delicate white women, legally, in Alaska court! And hooray, this is exactly what some wingnut state representative wants, and he's even introduced a bill that would stop "the potential of Islamic religious law -- Sharia -- from trumping the U.S. Constitution in Alaska courts." The bill's author, State Rep. Carl Gatto (R-Obviously), has received hundreds of supportive emails, as well as "phone calls from places like New Zealand, Poland and Israel in support of his bill." Yes, the Alaska House of Representatives has a mandate from Poland to stop Islamic religious law in Juneau. (What is
good thing OH just took away all those union rights for unions like police and firemen who have to scrape morbidly obese citizens off maggot infested chairs.
Or Michigan's. Or Ohio's. Or Arizona's. Or Indiana's. Or South Dakota's. Or...oh what the hell....we are all just [redacted].
"State Rep. Carl Gatto (R-Obviously), has received hundreds of supportive emails, as well as “phone calls from places like New Zealand, Poland and Israel in support of his bill.”
That’s what you get when you answer those Nigerian emails.
This bill is to keep Sharia law from trumping the U.S. Constitution in Alaska? Did Alaska secede without our notice, or is the Constitution optional in Alaska? Also, why bring The Donald into it?
Ssscchhhlloooooorrrrp!
I'm wondering why no one in his own state called him.
This will be followed by a law banning Christian/Judaic law in Alaska, right?
"Gatto gaining Geller's grotto for grubby groping?"
FYT
If not past Earth orbit.
good thing OH just took away all those union rights for unions like police and firemen who have to scrape morbidly obese citizens off maggot infested chairs.
gah.
<i>...the same sound that jellied cranberry sauce makes when it finally slides out of the can.</i>
FTW! I now have a mental image, complete with a wonderful soundtrack, that will make my morning an odyssey in nausea...thanks!
Or Michigan&#039;s. Or Ohio&#039;s. Or Arizona&#039;s. Or Indiana&#039;s. Or South Dakota&#039;s. Or...oh what the hell....we are all just [redacted].
&quot;State Rep. Carl Gatto (R-Obviously), has received hundreds of supportive emails, as well as &ldquo;phone calls from places like New Zealand, Poland and Israel in support of his bill.&rdquo;
That&rsquo;s what you get when you answer those Nigerian emails.
Saint Simeon the Stylite?
You didn&#039;t forget Poland!
<i>...Islamic Community Center of Alaska....</i>
Wait....WHAT?
It&#039;s a trap!
This bill is to keep Sharia law from trumping the U.S. Constitution in Alaska? Did Alaska secede without our notice, or is the Constitution optional in Alaska? Also, why bring The Donald into it?