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The Quirk's avatar

Ssscchhhlloooooorrrrp!

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I'm wondering why no one in his own state called him.

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This will be followed by a law banning Christian/Judaic law in Alaska, right?

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"Gatto gaining Geller's grotto for grubby groping?"

FYT

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If not past Earth orbit.

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fuflans's avatar

good thing OH just took away all those union rights for unions like police and firemen who have to scrape morbidly obese citizens off maggot infested chairs.

gah.

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jqheywood's avatar

<i>...the same sound that jellied cranberry sauce makes when it finally slides out of the can.</i>

FTW! I now have a mental image, complete with a wonderful soundtrack, that will make my morning an odyssey in nausea...thanks!

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jqheywood's avatar

Or Michigan's. Or Ohio's. Or Arizona's. Or Indiana's. Or South Dakota's. Or...oh what the hell....we are all just [redacted].

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

"State Rep. Carl Gatto (R-Obviously), has received hundreds of supportive emails, as well as “phone calls from places like New Zealand, Poland and Israel in support of his bill.”

That’s what you get when you answer those Nigerian emails.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Saint Simeon the Stylite?

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

You didn't forget Poland!

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

<i>...Islamic Community Center of Alaska....</i>

Wait....WHAT?

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

It's a trap!

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PsycWench's avatar

This bill is to keep Sharia law from trumping the U.S. Constitution in Alaska? Did Alaska secede without our notice, or is the Constitution optional in Alaska? Also, why bring The Donald into it?

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