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bobbert's avatar

And where have <i>you</i> been?

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bobbert's avatar

And have a community-serving purpose in their charters. (science fact)

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bobbert's avatar

mmmmm.

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bobbert's avatar

runt cunt. I think you've struck gold with this one.

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bobbert's avatar

So this is along the lines of "I'd do a snake, if you'll hold it's head"?

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Capt.Jim's avatar

I call them like I see them and very seldom go there lets say it is reserved for only the very few that degrade themselves more than anyone else could Ann Colter also matches the criteria

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chascates's avatar

Oh, what could possibly go wrong? With gun-totin', Bible-believin', reality-hatin' REAL 'Murican patriots rushing with all their weapons to these conventions no doubt wise and measured council will shower their plan to completely fuck up our country in ways the Founders or Jesus Christ Hisself never imagined

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Since Texas Tea would have to travel 3000 miles to pop up in Alaska, I'm going with the pissed herself hypothesis.

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Jared James's avatar

And an awful lot more things they imagine have already changed.

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Capt.Jim's avatar

Drunk like a teen mom to be stealing wine coolers out of a tent full of boys..The stupid is strong in this one. Parroting shit she hears from momma cunt makes runt cunt as silly as sister Peggy Noonan

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malsperanza's avatar

"Because it will restrict the size of the federal government. You know, <strike>the federal government whose IRS has been illegally targeting Tea Party groups,</strike> the federal government which has been paying $1,000 a year to every Alaskan resident since 1980 in oil dividends, subsidized by the rest of us?"

Yeah, that federal government. FIFY Bristol!

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Could just be the booze. Once your bladder's gone, your legs are usually not far behind.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Don't they have to check in with Jeebus first? Surely he didn't mess up when he wrote it.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Is that the thing where they pixellate their faces in all pix and videos? I'd be for it.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Passing a balanced budget amendment would take two-thirds of Congress plus three-fourths of the states. While simply passing a balanced budget would only take half of Congress. That plan was sheer elegance in its simplicity.

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bobbert's avatar

Is that it? Oh fuck.

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