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kareemachan's avatar

Um, we knew this already. Better check the batteries in your snarkometer...

kareemachan's avatar

You spent more time on her than she deserves - or can comprehend.

kareemachan's avatar

Then you have very low standards.

I'm sorry for you.

kareemachan's avatar

And I feel the need to (once again) relate my friend's story. She was taking her mother with cancer for treatment. Protesters called her every name in the book and her ailing mother as well, because yes, there were abortions provided by SOMEONE ELSE in the same building.

Some effing Xtian compassion there, folks. Good job. Fuck you.

kareemachan's avatar

Nope, sorry, you don't make something go away by ignoring it. I hear this all the time, and it's bullshit.

kareemachan's avatar

Merde. She sounds.... special.

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I'm clutching my pearls here! ;-)

kareemachan's avatar

On the 4th one, you forgot "made in a foreign country by people being paid about 50 cents/hour"....

kareemachan's avatar

If I could knit (dismal failure, here), I'd knit and mail her one of these hats.

Alas...

kareemachan's avatar

I wish I hadn't looked at this....

Jean's avatar

Dear Bristol, The people wearing pink, "pussy hats" in the marches were not dressing as vaginas. We were dressing as cats. Could you not see that the hats have cat ears? Or do you not know what a vagina looks like? You see, Pussy is a word for a cat. It is ALSO a slang word for a woman's genitals. (Pussy hat rhymes with pussy cat, in case you're still not getting this.) The pink hats were a strong, visual statement that women are reclaiming that word and reclaiming our bodies. Because despite what our president thinks, our private parts are NOT up for grabs.

gingerland62's avatar

Intellectual curiosity is not on the Palin family crest.

DeeDeeKing's avatar

You're right. I just kinda posted it off-the-cuff. If I had put more thought about it I would have said that she refers to her lady parts as Aleppo... it would have made the joke more current, and then I could have worked in a line about the many different men who have knocked her up so far via a reference to the multiple players currently bombing Aleppo... but it's too much work, frankly. We're talking about Bristol Palin are and she isn't worth the time or the energy. Thanks for the feedback, though.

sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

Nope - she's neither warm nor deep.

JAWs's avatar

Because this new political era has become one perpetual "Celebration of Anti-intellectualism"