Dildo is not large enough and spray tanned orange.
Bartender recently told me about the time she took a douchebag home and when she pulled down his pants, she discovered he had an orange penis which she said looked like a sad carrot, she couldn't stop laughing and he shortly left crying.
Sheesh! Don't you recognize a "mother nature role" when you see it?? It couldn't be any clearer to me if it was a giant transparent rose-scented penoidical mystery box!
Good career move Static Cycle. Nothing says download our music like Palin in a bear suit carrying a giant clear dildo. Might I suggest changing the name of the band? How about... Douche Bagly and the Pink Bidets The Retards Dildo Buggers Snowbilly Grifter
Breaking news! Sarah Palin and Meg Whittman are going to start a band called, SPIN CYCLE
That's too bad because I heard their first album was going to be called Broken Typewriter.
I am nostalgic for paris, nicole and lilo. At least there was fashion.
Dildo is not large enough and spray tanned orange.
Bartender recently told me about the time she took a douchebag home and when she pulled down his pants, she discovered he had an orange penis which she said looked like a sad carrot, she couldn't stop laughing and he shortly left crying.
If it is man raping a bear, I say that is some seriously manly hunting. If it is a woman raping a bear, I'm even more impressed.
Sheesh! Don't you recognize a "mother nature role" when you see it?? It couldn't be any clearer to me if it was a giant transparent rose-scented penoidical mystery box!
Good career move Static Cycle. Nothing says download our music like Palin in a bear suit carrying a giant clear dildo. Might I suggest changing the name of the band? How about... Douche Bagly and the Pink Bidets The Retards Dildo Buggers Snowbilly Grifter
One bad choice naturally follows another.
Are you saying that Buffalo Bill wasn't a damn fine looking lady dressed up in all those girl's skins?