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Breaking news! Sarah Palin and Meg Whittman are going to start a band called, SPIN CYCLE

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That's too bad because I heard their first album was going to be called Broken Typewriter.

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I am nostalgic for paris, nicole and lilo. At least there was fashion.

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Dildo is not large enough and spray tanned orange.

Bartender recently told me about the time she took a douchebag home and when she pulled down his pants, she discovered he had an orange penis which she said looked like a sad carrot, she couldn't stop laughing and he shortly left crying.

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If it is man raping a bear, I say that is some seriously manly hunting. If it is a woman raping a bear, I'm even more impressed.

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Sheesh! Don't you recognize a "mother nature role" when you see it?? It couldn't be any clearer to me if it was a giant transparent rose-scented penoidical mystery box!

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Good career move Static Cycle. Nothing says download our music like Palin in a bear suit carrying a giant clear dildo. Might I suggest changing the name of the band? How about... Douche Bagly and the Pink Bidets The Retards Dildo Buggers Snowbilly Grifter

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One bad choice naturally follows another.

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Are you saying that Buffalo Bill wasn't a damn fine looking lady dressed up in all those girl's skins?

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