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Each morning President Trump Tweets from his thunder pot.

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That is absolutely, exactly the PERFECT description of him, he should always have that as part of his title, Catch Fart-devin Nunez missed another vote as he was enjoying a baby moon with Gem II

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lol!

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Not to be confused with the co bra, or as some prefer, the cobra. Most certainly not to be confused with...... her udderwear..

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Aargh, now Nunes wants his own Nunexit!

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Thanks for the heads-up - found it on gutenberg.org. Some good stuff in there! Devin Nunes is Trump's catch-fart!

CATCH FART. A footboy; so called from such servants commonly following close behind their master or mistress.

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"moueaux"

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WISH WISH WISH

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I'd be DAMNED cautious about dealing with these guys....

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Definitely NOT the first two....

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So we are living in a John le Carre novel now? Or Robert Ludlum? Except it sounds like a bunch of that there double-nought spy stuff. So I'm thinking it's really The Onion.

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It's cow-stalker...and here's the hat: https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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The euro cow doesn't say "mooooooooo", it says "meh".

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English was more colorful back then! The insult "He'll climb a ladder to bed" meant that individual was going to be hanged. I have found the "1811 Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue, A Dictionary of Buckish Slang, University Wit, and Pickpocket Eloquence" to be most entertaining.

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:) yeah : stimmt schon!

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