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TundraGrifter's avatar

Each morning President Trump Tweets from his thunder pot.

kloewent's avatar

That is absolutely, exactly the PERFECT description of him, he should always have that as part of his title, Catch Fart-devin Nunez missed another vote as he was enjoying a baby moon with Gem II

george lastrapes's avatar

Not to be confused with the co bra, or as some prefer, the cobra. Most certainly not to be confused with...... her udderwear..

Crazt Maist Waizy's avatar

Aargh, now Nunes wants his own Nunexit!

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Thanks for the heads-up - found it on gutenberg.org. Some good stuff in there! Devin Nunes is Trump's catch-fart!

CATCH FART. A footboy; so called from such servants commonly following close behind their master or mistress.

kareemachan's avatar

I'd be DAMNED cautious about dealing with these guys....

kareemachan's avatar

Definitely NOT the first two....

Pierre_de_Fermat's avatar

So we are living in a John le Carre novel now? Or Robert Ludlum? Except it sounds like a bunch of that there double-nought spy stuff. So I'm thinking it's really The Onion.

Geoff Alnutt's avatar

It's cow-stalker...and here's the hat: https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

Geoff Alnutt's avatar

The euro cow doesn't say "mooooooooo", it says "meh".

TundraGrifter's avatar

English was more colorful back then! The insult "He'll climb a ladder to bed" meant that individual was going to be hanged. I have found the "1811 Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue, A Dictionary of Buckish Slang, University Wit, and Pickpocket Eloquence" to be most entertaining.