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this action unilaterally violated the rights of every citizen of the U.S.A. and perhaps the rights of every person living, and all courts of law.Now that's a class action!

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EVERY PERSON LIVING hahahahahahahahahaha

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Ball gags with trumpet attachments are too expensive for late night television.

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Trump's face on election night in 2016 was not the face of a man thinking "muahaha now I can enact my nefarious plan" instead it was more like "dammit Hillary I practically gift-wrapped this thing for you, now what am I gonna do? Oh well, maybe I can scam a little cash from the bully pulpit". And now of course he wants to get back in to avoid his legal issues and also because scamming mo' cash from the bully pulpit.

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We started work at 7:30.

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G. Washington despised Militia. The Continental army won independence, not minute men

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This is hilarious! I have been sorely in need of amusement of late and now I have it!

‘Hopium’? What the actual fork?

Thanks to all.

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Chuck plays the flugelhorn, too.

Perhaps they were most inspired by Herb Alpert.

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names of characters in their mythology, probably.

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That excerpt… oh, good Goddess! I could have eaten a bag of Scrabble tiles and crapped out a better argument than Messieurs Brunson.

On the bright side, I have a new go-to bit of comedy for when I’m feeling down. Dae do this- make a YouTube Playlist and a Note of hilarious shit that never fails to get you out of a funk? Move over, scenes from “Monty Python and the Holy Grail,” the young black comedian describing to his friends his 3rd Grade summer class trip to the cotton farm in Mississippi, and that classic, “AM I PREGANANTE?” I can’t wait to read the whole thing.

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I'd respect them more if they laid down their trumpets and formed a Mormon rusty trombone band.

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We should be so thankfully the judges Trump appointed are not completely off the deep end at least.

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Scary, too!

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"Gay?""Nor.""Oh, too bad then."

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I spent most of 4th or 5th grade wrestling w/the oboe. Had to let it go the following year, and relaxed by picking up the clarinet! ('single reed,' much easier)

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I don't get ole J.G's reticence either. Soundz airtight to me!!

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