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fuflans's avatar

justin bieber is canadian.

that is all.

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fuflans's avatar

HA! stratford!! i place i know very well.

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SheriffRoscoe's avatar

So God had two choices. He could just populate the planet with a couple of million unrelated humans from the get-go, (easy enough, I mean He's GOD for godsakes); or he could create a single man and wife and let their kids fuck each other, an abominable situation which He would temporarily overlook. Let's see what scripture tells us He decided to do......

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PsycWench's avatar

I gave the column the thoughtful reflection it deserved but then again I didn't want to spit on my computer.

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PsycWench's avatar

Notice that it's fine to kill Native American children in the name of "civilization" but abortion is the worst thing ever.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

I once brought this very thing up at a youth group meeting. For a moment the priest looked like he was going to slap me, but then he said something about proclaiming the mystery of faith.

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It's fuck all y'all* season's avatar

Sorry, no HTML skilz re strikethrough

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

I bet this guy doesn't like the negroes, either.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

No lie, eh? These folks thing more about dog raping and wiggle their dicks in excrement than any one I know. A gay friend of mind once commented that these folks think more about gay sex then he does.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

<a href="http:\/\/www.pbs.org\/wgbh\/amex\/tcrr\/peopleevents\/e_tribes.html" target="_blank">Nits make lice</a>.

The love of Jesus my pasty white ass.

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SheriffRoscoe's avatar

Well Adam and Eve's sons and daughters had sexual immorality with each other too, but they were just trying to be fruitful and multiply as God commanded them. They had an excuse to behave like that.

P.S. Noah's sons and daughters too, presumably.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Enough with the facts already...you'll harsh his thesis buzz.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

And don't forget Lot's daughters getting him all drunky so they could screw him for babies.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Mr. Fischer,

After much thought and careful reflection of your thesis, I can come to only one clear and inescapable conclusion.

You are an ignorant douchebag.

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It's fuck all y'all* season's avatar

a surge in incest, pedophilia and even bestiality in our midst.

a surge in incest, pedophilia and even bestiality in our churches.

Fixed

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The Quirk's avatar

Where's scalping when we need it? Hell, where's a tomahawk missle when we need it?

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