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Bobo the Dork Boy's avatar

Like you needed any additional encouragement.

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JustDon'tSayHambriston's avatar

No. He ate the food at a white house gathering of sportsball players.

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Her Wokedness, Sister Artemis's avatar

It says something terrible that of all the Cabinet heads I can think of, Perry worries me the least. Yikes!

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James Smith's avatar

what would actual molecules of freedom from the US actually be made from? mcdonald's? taco bell?

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JustDon'tSayHambriston's avatar

Time for another nym change.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Eventually Fuddruckers becomes Buttfuckers, just like that prescient documentary Idiocracy.

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Bindersfulohostbodies's avatar

You like money? Wow! I like money too!

That movie blew my mind. But now it’s not funny anymore.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Both Don Jr. and Eric feel self-conscious when you say that.

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Wookie Monster's avatar

Freedom gas and cancer-causing wind turbines. We definitely live in Orwellian Times.

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LeighBowery'sLuxuryComedy's avatar

That one specifically I don't see on the schedule anymore, but we've got some similar shows I think. wcsb.org has the current lineup.

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Brianna is WOKE AF's avatar

These fuckers are doing everything they can to melt the Arctic FOR FREEDOM! Freedom for the oil companies to go up there and suck out every last drop of their precious black gold, that is. Because they're not talking about freedom for you or I, they're talking about freedom for the petro industry that owns this entire country.

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Jay Hansen (I.C.E.B.U.R.G.)'s avatar

The oil belongs to you and me.

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Carstonio's avatar

Damn, I wish I had thought of the joke in the headline, man. I remember the commercial, man. The ad company must have used a book called “How to Be a 1960s Hippie in 10 Easy Steps,” man. Step 3 - append “man” to the end of every sentence, man.

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DaveM's avatar

Cow with afterburner. That is hilarious.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Infrastructure week's been put on old until Congress stops investigating Trump, so they might want to have those 100-year floods hold off for a couple of centuries. 'Kay?

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