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Today’s header is a clip from “Without a Clue.” More info here: https://open.substack.com/pub/martiniambassador/p/without-a-clue

Amezed's avatar

"Without a Clue" is one of my favorite films!!! How did you know about it, MG? I strenuously recommend Wonkers to check it out immediately. Plus beautiful score from Henry Mancini

calliecallie, aka pollyanna's avatar

I definitely heard that dialog in Michael Caine's voice.

Amezed's avatar

KInd of. He's an actor playing Sherlock, Ben Kingsley is Watson who does the detectiving...amazing performances from both Sirs :))

calliecallie, aka pollyanna's avatar

Thanks! I never saw the movie, so I didn't know. Sounds fun, actually.

UVB-76's avatar

This is so far above me.

Amezed's avatar

Try it, you'll like it. Promise!

Menotsure's avatar

"Dear God, Glams, I ejaculated, how on earth do you do it!"

Homero's avatar

(a sampling of the prose that turned one of my sons into a Sherlock Holmes fan/sn)

UVB-76's avatar

Honey, it happens around here all the time.

Martini Glambassador's avatar

Elementary, my dear Menotsure!

Daniel's avatar

For the love of god- "Menotsure"?!

ciaobella's avatar

Really fun movie.

And I used to think Jeffrey Jones was a great character actor is many great films (Amadeus, Beetlejuice, Ferris Bueller) until he turned out to be a pedo creep.

Chuck Dickens's avatar

I thought that jones was eventually exonerated?

UVB-76's avatar

I have yet to see the movie, but it's on the lst ()

Martini Glambassador's avatar

Oh wow, I didn't know that about him. Gross.

Homero's avatar

his creeping around Bueller's house seems to fit.

UVB-76's avatar

Nice!

JustPixelz's avatar

Keep Calm and Wonkette On!

Cheerio, then.

Stroke1's avatar

WHAR BASIL RATHBONE?

WHAR BENEDICT TIMOTHY CARLTON CUMBERBATCH?

BlueSpot's avatar

What, nothing about Gene Wilder and Marty Feldman in "Sherlock Holmes' Smarter Brother"?

Amezed's avatar

Another favorite film, directed by Mr. Wilder. Make it a double feature

Thiazin red's avatar

Basil Rathbone loses a million points by being paired with the worst Watson. Not just a fat clownish moron, but one who actually damaged the perception of the character in popular culture. Watson isn't an obese bumbler, but thanks to the Rathbone movies that's the image that comes to mind for people.

Viole Falusche's avatar

I've liked several Holmeses. One that saddens me now is Vasily Livanov, whose Russian-language TV series was seriously excellent. Now Livanov is crowding 90, and a backer of the Ukrainian invasion, alas.

UVB-76's avatar

Basil has left the area. He thinks you all are cheap and stupid. Go to your dwellings now.

Cress's avatar

Modern Holmeses are okay, and I loved Jeremy Brett, but later episodes are lacking. Lately I prefer the 1965 Holmes TV show starring Douglas Wilmer, then later Peter Cushing. Nigel Stock was a good Watson. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sherlock_Holmes_(1965_TV_series) I also liked the 1954 TV show starring Ronald Howard (son of Leslie Howard) and Marion Crawford as Watson. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sherlock_Holmes_(1954_TV_series)

Mr Canoehead/M Tête-Canoë's avatar

Best Holmes: Jonny Lee Miller

Best Watson: Lucy Liu

I would accept arguments about best Holmes, but NOT about best Watson.

MRK's avatar

I loved that show. Even made me forget his brother was in British intelligence, so that felt shocking when it happened.

Last episode was bad, though. Set up all these reasons for things to change, only to throw them all away. And a damn shame they couldn't get Natalie Dormer back for even one episode that season.

Lascauxcaveman's avatar

The last half dozen episodes seemed like just mailing it in. the rest of the run was pretty darn good, though.

Ho͛gͦͥeͬ͒yeGr̰̻̜e̬̞̠x͔'s avatar

Freeman did a damn good Watson. Liu killed it too.

C&A Bongo Man's avatar

Best Holmes: Basil Rathbone

Best Watson: James Mason

I will fight anyone who disagrees with a blunt excrement.

Snarkrates's avatar

I don't disagree, although I found the presentation of Watson as a woman in "Elementary," to shed a whole new light on the relationship of Holmes and Watson.

SkeptiKC's avatar

A blunt excrement sounds like a weapon I do not care to encounter.

Raccoon of Vengeance's avatar

I did like the Watson bot in Sherlock Holmes in the 22nd Century.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxmoOUsZzOs

Bobathonic, Dingus Crusher's avatar

I like Nigel Bruce as Watson, but then he always played a doughy doofus.

Ho͛gͦͥeͬ͒yeGr̰̻̜e̬̞̠x͔'s avatar

I'm ok with both Lucy Liu and Martin Freeman. Bruce is a classic, though.

Stroke1's avatar

Basil had a most excellent name, too.

Teen Laqueefa's avatar

Had his name been spelled "Wrathbone" he would be known as the original punisher.

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Martini Glambassador's avatar

All great Sherlock Holmeses. I do not think they would have auditioned for this version, seeing as its premise is that Holmes is a pretender.

Mr Mild - BlueVotingBastard💙's avatar

What, no love for Jeremy Brett and Edward Hardwick?

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Amezed's avatar

1 million percent. Sir Michael is my favorite actor, along with Buster Keaton. Sir Ben is also great in that weird hitman/AA film, umm..."You Kill Me." Well worth a look

Wookiee Monster's avatar

Not that it’s a competition, but I’d like to see a comparison between growing up with the fear of an impending terrorist attack and growing up with the fear of an impending nuclear holocaust.

I doubt we’ll ever see it, since that would require the media to acknowledge the existence of GenX.

Wookiee Monster's avatar

While I think it’s great that black churches are teaching black history, we shouldn’t have to depend on them to fill in the gaps while public schools are using Prager (not a)U videos to teach that slaves learned valuable skills and that the real problem with racial division in this country is that black people today just don’t love America enough*. White students and black students who aren’t affiliated with any church need to learn these facts as well.

*Actual point of the Prager (not a)U video “A Short History of Slavery” narrated by (who else) Candace Owens.

Pilgrim's avatar

Mr. Trump’s “rapidly evolving trial schedule” ;-)

Pilgrim's avatar

I suppose relevant admin people are aware that entering "wonkette" on eg my chrome browser defaults to https://wonkette.com which bombs because, quote, NET::ERR_CERT_COMMON_NAME_INVALID. and who knows who might be snooping!

"Wonkett.com" and other doorways work fine.

Erika's avatar

Whenever I hear someone talking about Kim Manners, I get so sad. He was such a great influence on two of my favoritist shows ever, The X-Files and Supernatural. No one ever has a bad thing to say about him.

Malcolm Campbell's avatar

https://www.cnn.com/2023/09/12/politics/biden-impeachment-house-gop/index.html

Oh look. Kevin rolled over for the crazy caucus that holds his leash. Color me unsurprised.

Runfastandwin's avatar

I for one am sick and tired of multi millionaire pampered athletes running their mouth about how they get no respect. GFY!

Cincinnatus's avatar

The Portuguese distillery accident brought this to mind (Wikipedia):

"The Dublin whiskey fire took place on 18 June 1875 in the Liberties area of Dublin. It lasted a single night but killed 13 people, and resulted in €6 million worth of damage in whiskey alone (adjusted for inflation). People drank from the 6 inches (150 mm) deep river of whiskey that is said to have flowed as far as the Coombe. None of the fatalities suffered during the fire were due to smoke inhalation, burns, or any other form of direct contact with the fire itself; all of them were attributed to alcohol poisoning from drinking the undiluted whiskey that had been stored in casks; this alcohol was much more potent than whiskey offered at retail in bottles."

Johnny Appleseed's avatar

Well, who can blame the blokes for wanting to drink the whiskey? I'm guessing a lot of people cried that night.

randomnessliz's avatar

if you've never heard about it, look up the Boston Molasses Flood of 1919

now that was a mess

Alpaca22's avatar

have you seen the Drunk History episode about that?

Johnny Appleseed's avatar

Wasn't that throughout the North End? What a disaster.

Thiazin red's avatar

The candy thing is so dumb. The point of my workout is to get rid of the calories that are already in my body. Why would I add a bunch of empty calories before I start, thus entirely defeating the purpose?

Doug Langley's avatar

Whoops, there you go with facts and logic.

ziggywiggy's avatar

Finally got an appointment for the next step in my denture fitting, on the 27th.

*Titanic elderly woman gif... it's been 84 years.*

Renaissance Outlaw's avatar

We’ve had some significant flooding here in central MA

I’m in easy field goal range right on the Nashua River and it’s about as high as I’ve ever seen it.

Luckily I’m in a fairly secure area and my condo’s on the second floor to boot

WokeGrandma's avatar

I'm sorry to hear that, Renaissance. We've had rain on and off for days in the Boston area. Fortunately, my town (Arlington) has sandy soil, so no flooding here. But mushrooms are springing up on lawns, and plants are tired of being soggy. That said, some flowering plants are flowering all over again. The sun is struggling to come out as I write this. Even an hour of sunshine would be a blessing.

Sister Artemis's avatar

I was poking around my old blog (something I started back in 2009) looking for stuff on the right wing of the time (so mild! so quaint! still harmful!). Didn't find what I was looking for, but I did find some interesting things.

Among them, on entry in which "I highly recommend this painting-and-commentary entry over at the New York Times website. Artistically and linguistically simple, it’s a moving overview of how the response of leaders to public dissent has progressed over the last few centuries."

Maira Kalman: So Moved

https://archive.nytimes.com/kalman.blogs.nytimes.com/2009/03/26/so-moved/

Satanic Pancake's avatar

Famous people with same/similar names are a pain. I shouldn't have to remember that Kevin McCarty is the good Assemblyman guy from California, not the spineless sphincter of the House guy from California.