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Joseph's avatar

Might want to track pregnancies as a function of these meetings. Just saying ... dark room candle light ... always worked for Janet and me.

PubOption's avatar

So Newtie lied to a nun.

PubOption's avatar

Ken Russell had that fantasy as well.

PubOption's avatar

We had a preview of this disagreement a few years ago in St. Louis, a leftist nun, Sister Carla Mae Streeter, addressed a homeowners association meeting (pre crash) and told us to consider social issues as well as our house prices. At the same time the local archbishop was excommunicating more Catholics than any other bishop in the last 200 or 300 years. Said archbishop was moved to Rome to become a member of the Congregation for the Doctrine of the Faith, given a chance he could bringing back burnings at the stake.

TundraGrifter's avatar

Or an Alaskan governor.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

I think the only reformation that will work now is to kick ALL of these sick motherfuckers to the curb. ALL organized religions - no exceptions.

“Men will never be free until the last king is strangled with the entrails of the last priest” -Denis Diderot

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Once you become Bishop, there is no room for shame. It's not for nothing they call their territory "Bishopricks*"

*on purpose.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

At which point, up in Heaven, Galileo turns to the nearest priest (probably one of a tiny minority in paradise) and punches him in the face.

SullivanSt's avatar

Although from what I recall of Sister Wendy, I believe she'd call him Bweitfart.

chascates's avatar

Typical sex discrimination in the Church. <strike>Nuns do everything a priest does only backwards and in high heels</strike>. Nuns are supposed to force children to learn or tend to the disgusting lepers and then die in poverty.

The Quirk's avatar

Better that than the Joker or Two-Face.

SheriffRoscoe's avatar

It'd be a sin to waste a magic penis.

schmannity's avatar

Once nuns learned how to fly, this was inevitable.

chascates's avatar

See? Forbid people to have sex and that's all they can think about!