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Might want to track pregnancies as a function of these meetings. Just saying ... dark room candle light ... always worked for Janet and me.

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So Newtie lied to a nun.

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Ken Russell had that fantasy as well.

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We had a preview of this disagreement a few years ago in St. Louis, a leftist nun, Sister Carla Mae Streeter, addressed a homeowners association meeting (pre crash) and told us to consider social issues as well as our house prices. At the same time the local archbishop was excommunicating more Catholics than any other bishop in the last 200 or 300 years. Said archbishop was moved to Rome to become a member of the Congregation for the Doctrine of the Faith, given a chance he could bringing back burnings at the stake.

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Or an Alaskan governor.

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I think the only reformation that will work now is to kick ALL of these sick motherfuckers to the curb. ALL organized religions - no exceptions.

“Men will never be free until the last king is strangled with the entrails of the last priest” -Denis Diderot

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Once you become Bishop, there is no room for shame. It's not for nothing they call their territory "Bishopricks*"

*on purpose.

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At which point, up in Heaven, Galileo turns to the nearest priest (probably one of a tiny minority in paradise) and punches him in the face.

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Although from what I recall of Sister Wendy, I believe she'd call him Bweitfart.

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Typical sex discrimination in the Church. <strike>Nuns do everything a priest does only backwards and in high heels</strike>. Nuns are supposed to force children to learn or tend to the disgusting lepers and then die in poverty.

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Better that than the Joker or Two-Face.

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It'd be a sin to waste a magic penis.

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Once nuns learned how to fly, this was inevitable.

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See? Forbid people to have sex and that's all they can think about!

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