Hawaii's Republican gubernatorial candidate, James "Duke" Aiona, has a lot going for him: a cool nickname, cool hair, good looks, and years of experience as Hawaii's lieutenant governor on his resume. But his biggest advantage against ... whoever he's running against is that he's got a special preacher friend who can heal and anoint people, and cast out demons from their souls, using nothing more than ordinary hand-held electronic devices. God's blessing is just a phone call away!
Lather, rinse, repeat...I know. I liked what Divad said below - in the future, the debates will be spoken in tongues. I can't wait. No really...I would have to kill myself long before we got there.
Casting out demons? Meh. When he can get teenagers to clean their rooms, then I might be interested.
I want to ask when will the crazy end, but I think I know the answer. It's never, isn't it?
Or something else
Lather, rinse, repeat...I know. I liked what Divad said below - in the future, the debates will be spoken in tongues. I can't wait. No really...I would have to kill myself long before we got there.
Oh bad signal come out...OUT!
Man, these new smartphones can do anything!