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Even though I have never been a Flyers fan, I always admired Provorov for his long, swooping rushes into the offensive zone. He's one of those defensemen who is always an offensive threat.

Then he started struggling the last couple of seasons, and I felt sorry for him.

Now he can fuck himself.

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Um...it is anyway.

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I remember when Jack Kent Cooke bought the LA Kings, after reading there were a million Canadians in SoCal.When they didn't go to the games he said: "I just realized, those million Canadians moved to SoCal because they all hate hockey!"

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And don't get me started on Baklava - You know what those Greeks are up to!!

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I was watching this clip of this fellow, I don’t know who he is or, I’m sure we could get his title, but he’s just ranting on TV and he says, nothing makes me more angry than when you do not participate in my night of inclusion.How very conveeenient for you not to have gotten the name or title of this person, wee Charlie. Now no one can fact check to see if that's even remotely what the person said or if this reich wing mafiyeh spokesmodel just provided us with an interpretive dance loosely based on one or two words in the actual original statement.

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Right now they're trying to survive a wrecked economy and fend off home-grown fascists.

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Over here, they're just getting ready for the fish fry..

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I’m not trying to bash hockey players

Why not? It's what they do to each other for a living.

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The cristofascists hate the FBI and love Russia. Homophobic, pseudo Christian, anti science, oligarchic, fossil fuel dependent, yep, they identify with Putin.

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Hockey teams look at a demographic that tends to have disposable income and wants it to buy their tickets and their swag.

Why does Charlie Kirk hate capitalism?

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Interesting face/features ratio on that Kirk fella.

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it just screams 'punch me'

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Actually, lacrosse is officially Canada's national sport but I was going to make the same point by saying "funny about those Canadian influences, since the 'National' in NHL is Canada, Charlie Fuckface."

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Remember, Charlie's a pundit, not a journalist. He's under no obligation to say anything truthful if that's not in his best interest.

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Are you saying the far right didn't hail it as the greatest thing ever already?"

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I got a taco from a taco truck the other day, and I don't think the guy making the food was what you'd call exactly white.

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