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You just need a GOOD father-murderer with a gun.

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So far the only real consequences for these guys has been inflicted by Catholic Charities. That's pretty pathetic.

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The Reserve is not official reservation territory. But the Paiutes have a say in how things are handled, especially their old lands.

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We do?

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Occupation is an inherently flawed strategy. You basically commit to being contained, which would be the first objective of your opposition anyway. In a sense, the occupiers are already prisoners, racking up chargeable offenses, and simply awaiting a change of venue. As for the cost, it would seem the state could apply for federal assistance, since the damages originate on federal property.

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America: feel free to squat on our buildings while armed but don't you DARE invoke a Constitutional right while being a minority.

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♬ ♪♬He went out tiger hunting with his elephant and gunIn case of accidents he always took his momHe's the all-American bullet-headed Saxon mother's sonAll the children singHey, Bungalow BillWhat did you killBungalow Bill? ♬♪♫

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"You still doing that or did you run out of vegan jerky and that one granola bar? Oh, you are still doing that. Maybe you’re enjoying all those free sex toys. That’s probably it."

Let's not forget the 55-gallon drum of lube. And the quart of elephant shit I paid to have sent their way.

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Yeah, the Bundy clan (or "Klan"?) specializes in exporting anti-federal rebellion since 1992.

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(Of course, the state militia can't be used against white people unless they're striking workers.)Upvote.

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Even a Fleshlight® is too good for these wankers. Let 'em use their imaginations--the same place they find their constitutional empowerment.

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I see a holiday blockbuster in the works.

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Militants bulldoze through Native American archeological site, share video rifling through artifacts

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I haven't listened to the whole EP, but that first one should only be 1:36. I guess the creative genius of shrieking "DEATH RAY" over and over can only be stretched so far.

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Sure.

You’re a revolutionary white dude with a copy of The Constitution in your pocket and you live your whole life like a good little wingnut and you accidentally murder your own father just that one time and then they want to call you a MURDERER!!! 1!1!https://media0.giphy.com/me...

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They do admire a good carne asada burrito, though. They may be fringe, but they gotta eat...

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