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kmblue187's avatar

Love the satire of "The Grapes of Wrath."

Also too, I happened to be watching when Chris caved. He started out great, but then he fell in love with the sound of his voice and started repeating himself etc. while the audience twitched.

Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Dok. The Outlaw Jersey Whale was never going to be president, and I don't care if that's fat shaming. He helped get that thing elected eight years ago, and deserves punishment.

motmelere's avatar

I'm fighting a deadline in Wisconsin to convince an orange stray that I call Blu. She comes about eight feet away from me when I feed her, but she has no clue about the hurtful cold we will see on Sunday. Rocky the Cat will be pissed as hell if I save a life tomorrow.

Richard Von Busack's avatar

Well, he’ll still be a knight of the Powerhouse Roundtable

Come here a minute's avatar

I prefer to consider the bridge joke a "classic"!

Jus_Wonderin's avatar

"Caution: Wide Load" of crap from Christie!

Kiwiwriter47's avatar

He'll just go back to the beach.

Runfastandwin's avatar

Unless he unabashedly and unreservedly endorses Biden, and campaigns for Biden, he's full of shit.

Mr Mild - BlueVotingBastard💙's avatar

I don't live in New Jersey, but my understanding is that NJ loves Chris Christie as much as NYC loves PAB.

Kiwiwriter47's avatar

New Jersey has hated Christie ever since he lay on that beach alone while he shut all the state parks -- and beaches -- down in a budget fight.

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

"Screw you guys, I’m outta here."

Ginger kitties gonna ginger. That is all.

Maureen's avatar

Live with one, can confirm

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

We are owned by Archie, the Ginger Menace™

Maureen's avatar

Our owner/manager/CEO is Barney, the Ginja Ninja.

Bitter Scribe's avatar

𝘠𝘦𝘴 𝘪𝘵'𝘴 𝘢 𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺 𝘥𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘎𝘦𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘦 𝘞𝘢𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘵𝘰𝘯 𝘉𝘳𝘪𝘥𝘨𝘦 𝘫𝘰𝘬𝘦, 𝘸𝘦 𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘪𝘳𝘦𝘥.

I'll never get tired of those jokes. That dumbfuck actually believes he did nothing wrong and should not be held responsible for Bridgegate because, like Sgt. Schultz, he knew nothing. He says this when he's not shrilly insisting that U.S. senators have no responsibility, he was a governor so he had responsibility, it's all about responsibility responsibility responsibility.

What an asshole.

Jackmom's avatar

He ran for more money on his ABC gig and/or an MSNBC pundit slot on Morning Joe

DJ Teetop's avatar

Chris Christie doesn't wanna feel

Like he did that day

Take him to the place he loves

Take him all the way

SethTriggs's avatar

One of the other awful things Christie did was canning the ARC project or regional gateway which would've expanded Northeast Corridor service. That would've helped a lot with our climate future by allowing for more high-speed electrically powered rail, taking more cars off the road.

So ride off into the sunset, jerk.

Richard S's avatar

For the record, they don't use toll collectors anymore on the NJ Turnpike. It's all EZ Pass and license plate imaging.

So let's say PAB isn't fit to be a bridge support on the Pulaski Skyway.

Les Bontemps's avatar

One of my all-time favorite bridges, with a phenomenal view of the NYC skyline!

Meccalopolis's avatar

He ain't wrong about oh, Nikki you're so lame though.