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SLIMY SPYING ENEMY TRUMP's avatar

Peter Thiel, or just derp.

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bobbert's avatar

Streisand Effect

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aureolamanita's avatar

hrrrdrrr ... 'pegged.'

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aureolamanita's avatar

I think it's more a matter of some anonymous people on the internets irresponsibly suggesting that CHUCK C. JOHNSON FUCKED A SHEEP!!!

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bobbert's avatar

I'm waiting for Kirby Delauter to weigh in on this.

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L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

'Well, we lost the suit. The judge threw it out. I could use some cheering up, hon.''Baa!''Whattaya mean, you have a headache?'

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L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

You'd hope they'd know better than to spread rumours that CHUCK C. JOHNSON FUCKED A SHEEP.

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L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

That's debatable.

- the sheep

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aureolamanita's avatar

True fact: There is some suggestion on the internets that Chuck E. Johnson has performed oral sex on dogs.

(I've helpfully bolded the most dubious parts of the above statement, so readers will know what not to take very seriously.)

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sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

Just like Glenn Beck did?

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sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

Only the sheep-fucking took place at his cousins' house. The floor-shitting was something he did in college.

Or so I hear.

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sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

@woollybuttfan

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14thAngryDemocrat's avatar

It's terrible that people keep alleging that Chuck C Johnson once fucked a sheep and, also Chuck C Johnson once shit on this college dorm floor, isn't it?

It would be an alleged disservice to his reputation if shitting on the floor and fucking a sheep were associated with Chuck on search engines, wouldn't it?

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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🇺🇦 🇺🇦's avatar

Kirby Delauter Effect?

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JohnE_o's avatar

That's what I herd.

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celtic_buddha's avatar

I kinda grooved to ginger-haired ass boil.

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