Ginger-haired ass boil Chuck C. Johnson is in the news again, and thank god for some comic relief. Late last week, the chubby-cheeked leprechaun filed suit against Gawker and two of its writers, J.K. Trotter and Greg Howard, over stories published last
It's terrible that people keep alleging that Chuck C Johnson once fucked a sheep and, also Chuck C Johnson once shit on this college dorm floor, isn't it?
It would be an alleged disservice to his reputation if shitting on the floor and fucking a sheep were associated with Chuck on search engines, wouldn't it?
Peter Thiel, or just derp.
Streisand Effect
hrrrdrrr ... 'pegged.'
I think it's more a matter of some anonymous people on the internets irresponsibly suggesting that CHUCK C. JOHNSON FUCKED A SHEEP!!!
I'm waiting for Kirby Delauter to weigh in on this.
'Well, we lost the suit. The judge threw it out. I could use some cheering up, hon.''Baa!''Whattaya mean, you have a headache?'
You'd hope they'd know better than to spread rumours that CHUCK C. JOHNSON FUCKED A SHEEP.
That's debatable.
- the sheep
True fact: There is some suggestion on the internets that Chuck E. Johnson has performed oral sex on dogs.
(I've helpfully bolded the most dubious parts of the above statement, so readers will know what not to take very seriously.)
Just like Glenn Beck did?
Only the sheep-fucking took place at his cousins' house. The floor-shitting was something he did in college.
Or so I hear.
@woollybuttfan
It's terrible that people keep alleging that Chuck C Johnson once fucked a sheep and, also Chuck C Johnson once shit on this college dorm floor, isn't it?
It would be an alleged disservice to his reputation if shitting on the floor and fucking a sheep were associated with Chuck on search engines, wouldn't it?
Kirby Delauter Effect?
That's what I herd.
I kinda grooved to ginger-haired ass boil.