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I'm going to practice driving on the left to prepare for my new country.... Maybe you guys should be careful on the roads in PA, for a bit....

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Democrats were heaping praise on him all the way up untill he did this lmao. This is what happens when the DOJ is in cahoots with somebody being investigated by the FBI. Blame Lynch and Kadzek for this mess, they are the people who are attemting to stiffle an investigation and leaving agents with no choice but to speak out about it.

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The second Lynch stepped on Billys plane she should have been fired. The democrats pressured Comey in the first place, not the GOP. When the DOJ is so corrupt that they will put a guy like Gadzek, whom was Podestas lawyer at one point, on a case concerning Hillary, the FBI is handicapped instantly. Lynch, Obama, Clinton, Podesta, Huma, and Kadzek have been buddy buddy so long there was zero chance they would allow an indictment so they played dirty games on Tarmacs and did what they could to force Comeys hand. Democrats are so scared of Trump they have thrown justice and democracy to the side, yet the will ream Comey over a letter to Congress revealing nothing but new info pertaining to the case is being investigated.

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“If people start thinking the FBI can be neutral"

That's it right there, the rest is just argle bargle.

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While they think they're being all covert and shit, and then have the unmitigated gall to tell us they're only protecting the constitution and it's in our best interest that they behave like cretins.

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Yo, Cam: Do you understand how political pressure works? Here's how it doesn't work: An out-of-office-for-16-years former president and a Democratic presidential candidate who hasn't even secured her own party's nomination yet put pressure on the current FBI director and attorney general. In those situations, the FBI director and the attorney general are the ones with the leverage, not vice versa.

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This is one of the few times that people thinking we aren't in the US could be to our advantage :-D

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I am literally, no, not kidding very truly sad right now. I read where a fuck-ton of "unnamed sources inside the FBI" were all over Fox spouting about huuuuurge investigations of the Clinton Fdn that have been ongoing for a huuuuuge long time plus all this other shit is so out of control I lose hope for a functional guvmint and I am just very sad about it.

And how dare they they say, oh, we're gonna impeach her, don't worry about it. FUCK THEM. I will never forgive the GOP for fomenting so much hatred and dysfunction in this country. NEVER.

Not to mention that it is fucking November and it's the 80's, in Central fucking Virginia, and I'm out trying to plant fall crops (in my groovy new veg garden) but with summer heat and it sucks.

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You sound nasty. Nice work.

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The arc or history may bend, over a geological time span, toward justice but it can take some weird twists and time loops along the way. In this time loop we find the agency of the cross dressing Mafia protector leaking garbage in an attempt to make protege of the late (and seldom lamented) Roy Cohn president. I challenge future historians to explain this without referring to space aliens.

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Not enough likes to give. I'm hoping Hillary will be a meaner and more conniving bitch- Honestly, I think the Rethugs would respect her MORE if she wrestled them to the ground, than if she tried to be "friends"

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That would be SWEET

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Hi Cam! I LOVE your character on Modern Family!

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Comey's figured it out. If Trump wins he becomes Attorney General. If Clinton wins he becomes Trump's chief of security. Can't lose.

Scratch that. Comey's a fucking loser six ways from Sunday and twelve ways during the week.

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Amen.

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Honestly I hope she's only comparble to Daenery's https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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