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“That is the wrong message heading into ’24.

“We might consider it for ‘28, though.”

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Lindsay looks like he's passing a kidney stone in that last shot.

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Eh. The "reasonable" Republicans can whine about how the abortion extremists need to shut up all they want. The extremists won't listen to them. They'll never shut up.

Too bad, so sad.

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What about God’s contraceptive: abstinence.

Wait, did I say abstinence? I meant to say anal.

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very likely was.

I ask again, why is Sununu a thing? People care less about what he thinks than they did when his old man was terrorizing us. He's the textbook example of Country Club Republican failson falling upwards.

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Maybe people should just keep their virginity until the bonds of holy matrimony allow them to let it rip is an unbridled wave of sexual ecstasy.

After all, it is your most precious gift.

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For Dog's sake. So many words to say "we hate women"

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Right because it's the only activity in all of human existence that you get good at with zero practice.

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He's a thing because his name sounds like Snu Snu

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Huggy? Is that you? 🤔

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It's not just about being re-elected, it's that a woman's rights to bodily autonomy are second to Big Bizness making a buck. The only reason that SCOTUS did a stay of the mifepristone decision is because it would destroy a company's bottom line.

Abortion makes good fiscal sense. Insurance companies know that abortion is cheaper than childbirth and raising a child. Big Pharma knows that keeping mifepristone legal makes money. Hospitals know that abortion is needed for miscarriages and certain high-risk pregnancies and that the cost of care goes up the longer pregnant people are in distress. It's all about the money.

The problem with republicans is that they raised a lot of money off abortion- when it was legal. Now they caught the car. The only fear mongering tactic they have is to throw out garbage like "abortion up until birth" and "tax-payer funded abortion". Dana Bash barely called Graham to account. Stomp on these lies.

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So your baby is going to be born without a brain. Now until last year what we would do is that if somehow the baby survived the birth we know there is no chance of survival so you would be allowed to be with the baby until things take it’s normal course over what would probably be a few minutes. But now since Lindsay Graham got upset we will need to put that baby on a vent and pump it full of drugs so that it suffers for maybe about six months. Costs taxpayers and you millions of dollars and then it will die anyway. But freedom.

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I thought Roe v. Wade was a sensible middle ground, between outlawing practically all abortion and having no regulation of it. So, can we go back to that?

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I’ve been with a virgin. You don’t get unbridled wave on ecstasy on attempt one.

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Well technically I had a lot of practice before my first

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