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DDB9000's avatar

Hey, at least one of my local Burger Kings is open (but with less seating), so...

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The Potoo of Existential Derp's avatar

He doesn't. In fact, he was ticketed in Kenosha earlier for driving without one.

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DDB9000's avatar

You're looking forward to Trump's second inauguration day?That's odd.This is just a warning that at this point we cannot be sure Biden will win.

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FurryCaterwauling's avatar

Can you imagine a Mexican version: browned chorizo bits with a roux made from flour and chorizo fat on cornbread made with actual corn bits?

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DDB9000's avatar

''War is every young man's 2nd favorite fantasy''

Sorry - NOT ME. Never - but then YOU probably you didn'y have to worry about being drafted and sent to Viet Nam. I would've gone to Canada, but still.

Never played with toy guns, never played cowboys and indians, never played any kind of war games - nothing. A proud lifelong pacifist.

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Enter Ranting's avatar

Law and order stuff.

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Enter Ranting's avatar

As long as "do what you gotta do" doesn't involve kneeling in protest during the National Anthem.

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JCfromNC's avatar

"These people truly know care not what they do."FIFY -- assuming "these people" are a reference to the gun-carrying ones.

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JCfromNC's avatar

Y'know, I have a concealed carry permit because I like to shoot inanimate targets and I like to collect weapons, but I really have zero desire to end up walking around with a pistol strapped to my hip because I just can't know when the next "Gotta save 'Murica!" type is going to show up to make their argument with a rifle.

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Some kind of Fred's avatar

Anyone who thinks that's impractical, look up how Camden, NJ did exactly that with a corrupt and brutal police department.

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Peter Witting's avatar

I was wondering about Mr. Black Umbrella’s whereabouts myself...he seems to have dissolved into the background.

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Peter Witting's avatar

Think Department of Homeland Security, not military.

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Peter Witting's avatar

Radio Rwanda is an excellent comparison, really.

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You Should Ice That Burn's avatar

Anne Coulter was gushing that she wanted the murder teen for president. Remember years ago when "conservative" radio talker Michael Savage claimed that "liberalism is a mental disorder"?As usual, projection.

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You Should Ice That Burn's avatar

Yeah, I imagine that in a hairball it might be hard to distinguish who needs ventilated.

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