Take a few moments out of your busy day surfing the internets and watch that SpongeBob promo above. Bear with us. This is going somewhere. So you checked it out, right, and maybe what you saw was pretty much a critique of the nonsense of job creators, as SpongeBob's boss fires him mid-shift because it will save him a nickel and because you're for some reason unable to watch children's cartoons without deciding there's an overt political message. SPOILER ALERT: Later in the show, after a period of unemployment, SpongeBob straightens up and flies right and learns to look for another job and
Would Santorum allow that? I mean contraception and all ... oh right, I think they took those sponges off the market. Ask Elaine, she still might have some stashed in her closet.
"The Invisible Girl" Pretty much how they see all women.
"Batman" Wealthy and lives in a cave.
"Richie Rich" Self-explanatory.
As Bill Maher (and others, no doubt) puts it, liberals sometimes vote against their own financial self-interest for a greater good.
He got de-gayed at one of them Christian exorcist dealies.
Spongebob lives under the sea Breitbart lives under the soil
I mean, decomposes. QED OR SOMETHING
His girlfriend is kind of creepy and dumb. I like them smart.
I think Angry Beavers was my favorite from when my kids were the cartoon-watching age.
Not a word about Spongebob's lovable boyfriend, Patrick?
Maybe they should have run SpongeBob instead of Cuccinelli. They would have had that all important pre-school vote locked up.
Conservatives are not sponge-worthy.
If I were to pattern my lifestyle choices after an animation series I think it would be Metalocalypse. Sponge Bob is kind of a wimp.
So?
Whew! I was worried poor little Gary would go to bed hungry. Won't someone think of the snails? And NO I do not mean escargot.
Would Santorum allow that? I mean contraception and all ... oh right, I think they took those sponges off the market. Ask Elaine, she still might have some stashed in her closet.