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Today waiting to pick up the kid I babysit from summer camp. There's a group in a circle getting instructions for a trip tomorrow. A 13-14(picking up a younger brother)goth kid walks up, looks at me and says "I love that band, Bows(said like the bending over bow.)" I was confused, then realized he was talking about my shirt and the band Bauhaus. Oh you mean Bauhaus! Yes they are a great band. He replied, "yea, Bauhaus I like them."

The kids are alright if they're listening to Bauhaus and now that one knows how to say it!

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Today I endured another torture session in the dentist's chair. 5 fucking tries to get the mold right for my upper denture. For me it felt like being choked to death for each 6 minutes session. On try number 4, the teacher stepped in. This is the asshole I've mentioned that I hate, he's rough, rushed and totally ignores the fact that you are human. But I did manage to basically spit in his face. He kept insisting I wasn't actually choking, that he's not experienced anyone choking but one person(I was actually choking.) He then relayed a horrifying story of this woman who choked and began to vomit as held this mold in her mouth, he said he "kept the mold in and let her vomit." JFC this man is a teacher. I thought if that was me, that man would have been on the floor wearing his balls as a necklace. When this is done NYU is getting an anonymous letter telling all. I can't afford to do shit about it now because there is no where else to go. I kind of felt somewhere in the back of his head were the words "bitches be lyin'" as he browbeat my dental student. Fortunately he did know the technique to fix the problem, it was basically changing the angle and speed of how they put the mold with the goo(that's what I call it) in my mouth. Apparently a bunch of students had gathered behind me to watch this method. He had another newer female student, spray water in my mouth to rinse out the residue of the previous attempt. Then hit it with a blast of air to dry it out. Well she blasted the water into my throat, choking me. I had to spit it out. I sprayed the sadistic mother fucker standing in front of me. Good thing he had on his safety gear. Did have to clean his glasses though. Then as we prepared to start again, I stopped and made him actually look me in the eye. I said this isn't about choking, I'm claustrophobic. He behaved after that. Could be because he had an audience. But guess what, Mr. expert technique, made a bad impression(beyond my opinion) and we had to do it again, this time my student took over.

We ran out of time, that took 2 hours. So I go back next Tuesday to finish this part. The school closes for a couple weeks in August so my student is trying to get mold done so the lab can work on it over the break.

So that was how my day started.

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