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chascates's avatar

Costco actually pays workers a living wage and provides benefits unlike that bunch of assholes from Arkansas and their warehouse club. I get my medicines mail order from them (cheapest around) and they have non-cruelty veal. Their prepared meatloaf and mashed potatoes in the deli section is a standby of mine and I always grab their $1.50 giant hot dog and soda. So if you creation myth fans bitch about the misplacement of a book you already have a dozen copies of I hope I'm in the store to pour a half gallon of mustard on your heads.

bobbert's avatar

If there's a "boring" section, that'd be the place.

bobbert's avatar

It's publicly-traded, but they do pay regular employees an actual wage. (I believe the ladies peddling samples are, however, part-timers).

bobbert's avatar

Mistranslation -- that's supposed to be "Blessed are the Cheeseheads".

π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Admit it: You'd <i>love</i> to see my annotated edition.

diogenez's avatar

Um, exactly!<br /><br />Sent from my iPhone

malsperanza's avatar

Wait, Simi Valley is a real place?

Nah.

Lefty Mark's avatar

Science textbook... Prequel to US history... Study guide for understanding the US Constitution (just the second half of the book, though)... Textbook for Gender Studies...

Lefty Mark's avatar

This is so wrong.

As well all know, it belongs in the <i>Science</i> section.

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"Blessed are the skullcrushers, for they shall inherit whatever the folks with the crushed skulls had."

diogenez's avatar

Yes - I asked right away if they wanted information about Haitian Voodoo, but they were hoping for something different. I got several blank looks.

Mahousu's avatar

You may laugh, but if Costco had labeled MLP:FiM as "fiction," I suspect you'd be singing a different tune. <a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=4By8YHOnILo" target="_blank">Probably this one</a>.

Lot_49's avatar

Or MP3s through earjacks.

Lot_49's avatar

At least the Southern Baptists stayed true to the biblical guidance on slavery.

[saw "Twelve Years a Slave" last night and it's hard to get it out of the ol' noggin]