Uh-oh, you guys. It looks like Costco has made White American Jesus shed some tears from his shiny, manly blue eyes. In an obvious move to persecute Christians, Costco set up a lion pit and began throwing Christians into it. Not really, because that would actually be persecution. Rather, Costco accidentally labeled some Bibles as fiction. But not all Costcos -- just one store in California. Clearly, there are only two options to rectify this: repeal Obamacare or INPEACH Costco. Probably both, to be on the safe side. Logic, bitches.
Costco actually pays workers a living wage and provides benefits unlike that bunch of assholes from Arkansas and their warehouse club. I get my medicines mail order from them (cheapest around) and they have non-cruelty veal. Their prepared meatloaf and mashed potatoes in the deli section is a standby of mine and I always grab their $1.50 giant hot dog and soda. So if you creation myth fans bitch about the misplacement of a book you already have a dozen copies of I hope I'm in the store to pour a half gallon of mustard on your heads.
Science textbook... Prequel to US history... Study guide for understanding the US Constitution (just the second half of the book, though)... Textbook for Gender Studies...
You may laugh, but if Costco had labeled MLP:FiM as &quot;fiction,&quot; I suspect you&#039;d be singing a different tune. <a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=4By8YHOnILo" target="_blank">Probably this one</a>.
Costco actually pays workers a living wage and provides benefits unlike that bunch of assholes from Arkansas and their warehouse club. I get my medicines mail order from them (cheapest around) and they have non-cruelty veal. Their prepared meatloaf and mashed potatoes in the deli section is a standby of mine and I always grab their $1.50 giant hot dog and soda. So if you creation myth fans bitch about the misplacement of a book you already have a dozen copies of I hope I&#039;m in the store to pour a half gallon of mustard on your heads.
If there&#039;s a &quot;boring&quot; section, that&#039;d be the place.
It&#039;s publicly-traded, but they do pay regular employees an actual wage. (I believe the ladies peddling samples are, however, part-timers).
Mistranslation -- that&#039;s supposed to be &quot;Blessed are the Cheeseheads&quot;.
Admit it: You&#039;d <i>love</i> to see my annotated edition.
Remainders, I think they&#039;re called.
2,000 years later, and he&#039;s still looking for brains.
Um, exactly!<br /><br />Sent from my iPhone
Wait, Simi Valley is a real place?
Nah.
Science textbook... Prequel to US history... Study guide for understanding the US Constitution (just the second half of the book, though)... Textbook for Gender Studies...
This is so wrong.
As well all know, it belongs in the <i>Science</i> section.
&quot;Blessed are the skullcrushers, for they shall inherit whatever the folks with the crushed skulls had.&quot;
Yes - I asked right away if they wanted information about Haitian Voodoo, but they were hoping for something different. I got several blank looks.
You may laugh, but if Costco had labeled MLP:FiM as &quot;fiction,&quot; I suspect you&#039;d be singing a different tune. <a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=4By8YHOnILo" target="_blank">Probably this one</a>.
Or MP3s through earjacks.
At least the Southern Baptists stayed true to the biblical guidance on slavery.
[saw &quot;Twelve Years a Slave&quot; last night and it&#039;s hard to get it out of the ol&#039; noggin]