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In one way or another we've all "had" Miss Murphy.

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Sometimes, south is a state of mind.

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Hundreds of years of Brit tourists.

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"Okay, now turn the other cheek".

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Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

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God doesn't visit plagues and lightning bolts on people anymore, he just inflicts psychos like this on us.

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And got their assets kicked because of it?

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This was a church, not Peggy Noonan's place...

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Weeweese Wodewick!

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Fred Phelps lived to 85, that's all the proof you need.

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It's shorts season all year round in hell...

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Why doesn't 'GOD' come right out and say what exactly the fuck he thinks about homelessness and poverty? Does 'GOD' only communicate in mysterious parables written thousands of years ago? Communication from Allah, Yahweh, Elohim, or whatever would be acceptable as well.

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<i>"Let the world know that anything you oppose is sinful in the eyes of the Lord."</i>

This, in a nutshell, is what these religious loons are always screaming about . . . and it's why they shouldn't be taken seriously. Or elected to public office.

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One of them is in for a real suprise.

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Matthew 19:14 <i>Suffer the little children.</i> Suffer for all eternity!!

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