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Drive through so maybe we are forced to stay in our vehicles. Lol! My only point of optimism in this is that my county is full of shitheads so maybe there won’t be that many fighting for their spot. I’m not sure though.

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Ta, Stephen.

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You think Republican women are smarter than Republican men?

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Apparently some of them are. Republican men are the worst when it comes to vaccine hesitancy or refusal

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In many stupid ways.

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I never took calculus but occasionally I have a nightmare about taking classes in it.

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TRanNy!!!!1111!! https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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I had a slide rule in high school. Only about 2 people owned calculators, and they were huge and were worn on the belt. I love that scene in the Apollo movie where they are all doing some emergency computing with pencils and papers. Maybe slide rules were in it.

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I got an appointment at a Sam's for later in the week (Florida). It was the only thing I could find online when they reduced age to 60 last week. I have this fear that I will show up and they'll say, oops, sorry, mistake, even though I have an email confirmation. But today I got a call from one of the local county health departments that would have made an appointment and a text that the city is setting up mass vaccine things this week, so there's that.

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From what I remember of the house catching fire, this is entirely accurate. Unfortunately, then you just have to keep going, because the briefest and most clear part of a house fire is the bit before the fire department gets there.

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a dog meme once said "Buy a gun, name it 'Kindness.' Kill everyone with 'Kindness.'"

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I know! 🤦🏻‍♀️ 💉🗳

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If you can put it off a couple more months, I would.

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Yep. I’d rather have plague than cancer.

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Football was practised?

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Is Piers Morgan eating his feelings? Not that I should talk, being unable to get to a normal BMI in years.

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