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mailman27's avatar

That's her "area of expertise!"

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Wouldn't want those ill-fitting suits to be wrinkled!

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ugh.

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So, here's a guy who has never made a joke, never laughed at a joke that wasn't at someone else's expense, never really laughed (in public) AT ALL!! This actually means something, IMO. I honestly think that a sense of humor is a really basic part of being a decent human being. I am not kidding!! (Haw, haw)

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Little Feat?? America needs Little Feat like never before.

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Yeah - he's a cruel, high-handed asshole. Oh yeah, and a Supreme Court justice too. Also.

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Tinwhiskers's avatar

So, is the orange getting his pants steamed again?

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Bobo Brazil's avatar

Fake Little Girl Voice is the worst.

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Shibusa's avatar

I think she has a pile of money waiting for her in escrow. My theory is that after the Stormy D news broke, humiliated Melanie was probably ready to bolt, but Trump bribed her to stay. (The money's in escrow because who would trust that orange pustule to pay up when the time comes?)

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Lamashtar's avatar

She is very pretty. She should just be a model.

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Matthews called his strength 'bread and circuses'. He inherited a great economy.

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So the factions will fight for his favor rather than focus on their jobs.

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We don't know, but judging by the abusive men she dates, she does indeed hate herself.

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I'm Californian and we get criticized for that a lot, but she has serious baby voice.

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Haley is actually smart and knowledgeably evil.

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Bageled Mind Virus's avatar

god, this is stupid.

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