386 Comments

The offspring's mom isn't, either.

The fetus-fetishists are not only floored by pro-choice moms, but are absolutely flabbergasted when confronted with the fact that a hefty percentage of women who get abortions ALREADY have kids. They just make the assumption that if you're pro-choice, you hate kids and don't want one EVER.

Expand full comment

If you can't figure out what's wrong with your statement yourself, I'm kind of at a loss as to how to explain it to you. TL;DR: Any time you feel the urge to tell non-consenting people about Gawd, shove your crucifix up your arse sideways & rotate it until the urge goes away.

Expand full comment

That's actually really sweet, in a perverted kind of way. Sounds like you & your mom would've enjoyed alt.tasteless, back in the day.

Expand full comment

Only for photos! For text or line-art, GIF is much better. (So is PNG, but it doesn't compress as well, & you can't animate it.)

Expand full comment

Believing in imaginary stuff is, by definition, a mental illness. The only reason it's not legally classified that way is because so many people suffer from it.

Expand full comment

"Sorry, but religion is not an either/or proposition."Yeah, it is, actually. You believe in an invisible magic sky-daddy or you don't. Not to many shades of grey there.

Expand full comment

Sounds good to me! - It's one of my favourite meals. Is "Jack in the Box" still a thing in the US?

Expand full comment

Know-it-all!

Expand full comment

Who said anything about Papua New Guinea?!

Expand full comment

Hey, some of us have had to know this shit for our work. Also too, it gives me hives when I see those memes with text that's fuzzy & blocky because it's been JPG re-encoded a dozen times.

Expand full comment

"did the Easter Bunny die for your sins?"

*Puts on teacher glasses and pins hair into a bun*

Well, no. . . Because the Easter Bunny and his eggs are a modern interpretation of pagan fertility symbols commonly associated with the modern pagan holiday of Ostara, which is generally held to be analogous to the ancient fertility rites that would have been coincidntally held right around the same time as the Christian Easter. Now, thing is, generally speaking pagans as a whole tend to reject the concept of sin and instead embrace a morality model that relies and balance and consent, therefore the idea that a fertility symbol would for some unknown reason commit suicide in order to somehow pay for the sins we don't believe exist is patently ridiculous.

Expand full comment

Oh come on, ever buddy knows it's totally cool to hate us witches! We do after all fuck the Satan cock nightly while we sacrifice babbies and smear aborted fetuses on trees. Duh!

Expand full comment

I'm sorry for your loss, I lost my mom in October, it sucks, nuff said. Sounds like she rocked out with her socks out!

Expand full comment

Can't . . . Un . . . Seeeeee!

Expand full comment

Yow. How's your recovery going?

Expand full comment