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What I particularly love is Caitlin.Caitlin is pronounced sort of like Koit-LEEN in Irish. It is - you guessed it - the Irish for Kathleen. For which we already have the Anglicized name. That is, Kathleen.

But we had to turn around, pick up the Irish spelling and mispronounce it.

Apologies if I hurt any Caitlins' feelings.

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Not as smart as Gouda, though.

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It’s got that “ I have bodies buried in the crawl space “ vibe

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Oh My!

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Your ass that just won't quit doing what?

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No offense to Kortni as a person, as I assume her parents gave her that name and that spelling, (though I could be wrong), but the name "Courtney" has already gone so down-market that having a PHONETIC spelling of it .... well it doesn't help, is all.

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Had to look up "foid". as I'm Canadian.

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Send in the clones...... don't bother, they're here.

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Oh I just got that...

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Guess he'll have to change his dating app name to Carl Vonfightclub.

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I'm pretty sure it was a Hollywood soundstage, or perhaps by Stanley Kubrick at Shepperton Studios in England.

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It's not smart to sue someone for telling the truth. That's not libel. And she has supporting witnesses. Plus his own repulsive behavior.

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Which is worse: Kortni or Neveah?

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I dunno...I thought Meatloaf was pretty good.

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Nitpick: the original issue with Streisand wasn't 'ermahgerd here's Babs' house" it was "here's a bunch of the Calfornia coast, and those who already knew might notice one had Babs' house in it".

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Trump has done it more times than you have had hot meals.

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