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Always Be Ithacating's avatar

Rarely has a descriptor ("creep") been such a perfect fit for an individual ("James O'Keefe"). The term really should be retired after his death.

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Mark Linimon's avatar

Steve Bannon on line 1.

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Always Be Ithacating's avatar

Good point! But Bannon's got a lot more evil to do before we see the last of him. We'll definitely need something stronger than creep.

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Stranger Than Friction's avatar

Project Veritas and James O'Keefe settle with Erie, PA postmaster over bogus voting fraud claims about the 2020 election:

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/elections/james-okeefe-project-veritas-settle-suit-bogus-voter-fraud-claims-cite-rcna137366

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Megan Macomber's avatar

They just let those two douche-bros into Engoron's gym without making them buy a membership? If I were the Judge, I would switch gyms--hard as it is to find one that gets you. James O'Fuckin' Keeffe is a bridge too far, especially these days.

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DemoCat's avatar

What a creep. The judge has been inundated with threats for weeks, but Captain Dildo thought Engoron would just casually fall for the “MAGA sucks, amirite!” balogna. That alone was pretty dumb, but then Dildo shows how utterly clueless he is about most of us libs. We don’t walk around barking to strangers about how we hate MAGA and want them all deported. Using words that Dildo thought sounded anti-Trump didn’t fool Engoron, and it wouldn’t fool most of us. We aren’t pathetic tools hoping to sell gotcha! videos to OAN for fifty bucks. Amirite?!

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Tessie's avatar

We expect of others what we expect of ourselves.

They're cult followers, so they assume everybody else is, too.

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

Perhaps the strangest element of the MAGA phenomenon is the way in which its followers arrange the little paper of dolls of who they think we are.

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Tina Mouse's avatar

"British MI6 officer in hopes of turning the organization into “domestic spies,” only to have O’Keefe post selfies from the “secret location” of Erik Prince’s ranch. SUPERSPY!"

I missed that.

HILARIOUS!

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Evan. I shall say no more.

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DemoCat's avatar

This is what Trump brings. Hatred, rage, violence. He’s a stain on all of us.

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PhoenixDogLover's avatar

I believe that violence is wrong and disputes can be solved by peaceful means.

* reads about James O'Keefe *

Get behind me, Satan!

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2Cats2Furious's avatar

A correction: the reference to “state judges like Engoron, Merchan, and Kaplan” is incorrect.

Judge Lewis Kaplan - who presided over both trials of E. Jean Carroll v TFG - is a FEDERAL district court judge.

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Dave's Not Here's avatar

Judges assess people's credibility? Whaaaat?

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PaulDietzel's avatar

" Trump started Twerthering about how RIGGED, CORRUPT, UNFAIR, CRAZY, ABUSIVE judges are mean to him every time he sits on the can." Now, does that mean that such judges are mean to Trump every time he (Trump) hits the Bemis or that he (Trump) twerthers about it every time ?

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

I wondered about that myself. Is Engoron standing out the door, banging on it, yelling, "Hey! Howzabout giving someone else some time?"

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

All goon and no squad these days.

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NH is for 🦡🍄🐍's avatar

Andre the Giant LIBELZ!!!

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Glennis Waterman's avatar

“Gotta get these MAGA people out of the state”

So jimmys gig is stalking liberal personalities and getting them to say things that he thinks are going to discredit him. So… how about using his fake quotes to discredit him? ( not that he needs it - he’s already discredited).

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

You have to have credit to be discredited.

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BlueStateLibel's avatar

"We gotta get MAGA out of the state." Yeah, and get them out of goddamn New Jersey next door.

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

So, what, shunt them off to Pennsylvania?

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Maryland Bear's avatar

If someone could get li’l Jimmy O’Keefe and Jacob Wohl into a room together, wouldn’t you want to seal off all the entrances, like in Poe’s Cask of Amontillado?

Note that this is a joke. I do not endorse the immurement of anyone.

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Kathryn Newman's avatar

"immurement"

I learned a new word! Thanks.

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Adny Patridge's avatar

me too!

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Nick Sr.'s avatar

O'Keefe has been working as a professional ratfucker for a good 15 years and he's apparently terrible at it!

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