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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

<i>"Newmyer filed for divorce in 2009. At the time, the couple had two daughters under the age of five. Instead of divorcing, they signed a settlement agreement that would allow Mehrbach and the children to move to Washington while Newmyer remained in Palm Beach."</i>

Yeah, that was one happy (sacred heterosexual) marriage that the affair ruined. At some point, the judge is gonna ask what,exactly, was lost that was worth $10 mil.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Me too. I mean for that one porno I once saw accidentally when I searched for "facial jizz blast" by mistake, instead -- as I explained to the HR department -- "racial jazz blast" about music.

fuflans's avatar

this is like westeros only with fewer actual dragons.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

What's with the face? I can think of several more desirable targets.

fuflans's avatar

i don't really know about any of this.

i just want to know why the tardis doesn't like clara.

Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

Yeah, what does the Newmyers' CSA delivery boy have to say about all of this?

Shypixel's avatar

You see Terry, when a man and a woman love each other, but the woman is married to someone else, the man takes his penis and...

No.

Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

I heard they rented the Lincoln Bedroom for their love nest.