Tucker Carlson's Daily Caller, everyone's favorite home for racists who can't read good and stuff, has quite the little scoopty scoop, and that is that Cory Booker, who is a better human being than you, is NOT a better human being than you, because of how he is
What's the big deal? I went to some talk on traffic safety once, and they just HANDED me a "Junior Police Chief" badge. I can't even tell you how many tickets that's gotten me out of.* At least Christie was getting a few bucks in return.
Cory Booker will fulfill his promise to that lady once he's in the Senate. All the raccoons will be asked, politely, to stop wrecking the economy and go back to kicking over garbage cans in the suburbs.
Unfortunately, the Congressional rabies problem can only be solved once Booker takes on the large number of infected Gopossums in the House.
...did he at least tell the lady with the "raccoon infestation" that she hade "nice breast" and that he would "like to suck them"?
What's the big deal? I went to some talk on traffic safety once, and they just HANDED me a "Junior Police Chief" badge. I can't even tell you how many tickets that's gotten me out of.* At least Christie was getting a few bucks in return.
* OK, I actually could tell you.
Security is too tight to get the necessary bug bombs in. What to do?
Exit 13: one of America's scenic wonders.
Cory Booker will fulfill his promise to that lady once he's in the Senate. All the raccoons will be asked, politely, to stop wrecking the economy and go back to kicking over garbage cans in the suburbs.
Unfortunately, the Congressional rabies problem can only be solved once Booker takes on the large number of infected Gopossums in the House.
FWIW, I have a piano key necktie, and I will wear it to a Drunky Meetup, if you ever have another one in NorCal.
...did he at least tell the lady with the "raccoon infestation" that she hade "nice breast" and that he would "like to suck them"?
In fairness, to be polite everyone promises to help their neighbors with raccoon infestations but never follow through.
Yet another sign we're in the End Times.