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Today’s hed of Pallas’s kittens is from YouTube channel Manulization. More here: https://open.substack.com/pub/martiniambassador/p/pallass-kittens

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Kay Ducky's avatar

My first thought was "Those are some funny looking raccoons"

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OneWhiteWhisker's avatar

I adore Pallas cats. Just look at this guy!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=Sg8FMNEt8KY

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WokeGrandma's avatar

Obi-wan Catnobi

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Bindersfulohostbodies's avatar

SQUEEE!!!

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Monsieur Grumpe's avatar

They're so cute but I bet they would rip your face off if you tried to pet them.

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Martini Glambassador's avatar

I want to cuddle those wild babies sooooo much.

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Prostate of Dorian Gray's avatar

If I had an X-Men style mutant power, I would want to be to be able to cuddle any animal without getting mauled. Panda snuggles, here I come!

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Lascauxcaveman's avatar

Pandas smell like bears. You wouldn't want to cuddle too long.

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Prostate of Dorian Gray's avatar

But they roll around everywhere and behave like a drunken toddler. I'll put a dab of Vicks under my nose and be a panda for a day.

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JoannaJeannineJanet's avatar

Off to find this channel - thanks!

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Martini Glambassador's avatar

If you click on my link there it’ll take you to a page with a direct link to the channel 😃

I try to make sure to give creators their due and help drive traffic for those interested. Like I said downthread, IP theft is gross.

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Martini Glambassador's avatar

They don’t want mom mad at them for wandering too far.

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WokeGrandma's avatar

I just bought a Dark Brandon Color-Changing Mug. I drink hot tea all winter, but I'll pretend it's coffee. Brilliant of his team to embrace the Dark Brandon meme and get the Boss to do a video. Great way to make a campaign contribution!

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Stephanie Diamond's avatar

I ordered the coffee mug for my dad. He'll love it, even if he doesn't know what Dark Brandon is.

And I set up my monthly contributions to the Biden/Harris campaign, and to Red, Wine & Blue, alongside my monthly contribution to Wonkette. :)

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Erika's avatar

When asked about the supposed dreary polls for Biden running for reelection this weekend, Gov. Howard Dean dismissed all the brouhaha as par for the course during "silly season". I mostly agree, but I think Democrats really need to start pushing back RIGHT NOW, before silly season becomes Holy Shit election season.

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Sherry's avatar

Just got the new Atlantic and looking forward to reading this story.

Of COURSE the guy in OUR is accused of sexual harassment. It's almost like they have to check the box for that when they get up on their high horse and go after child sex trafficking, drag queens, LGBTQ+ etc, trying to hide in plain site. See also church youth minsters and anyone in a religious organization screaming "grooming".

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Wilson Dizard's avatar

Okay, I'll read the paper version of "The Atlantic," which now is aging like fine wine on the coffee table. Also, per the AP Stylebook, it's not a crack house, it's a crack home.

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Pillbox Hat's avatar

Roodles groped Cassidy Hutchinson on January 6. He is so disgusting.

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Pillbox Hat's avatar

Rudy Guiliani, aka Roodles the Clown. Or Roodles the Shitbag, which is more accurate.

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ziggywiggy's avatar

A reminder that this weekend's movie is 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑭𝒓𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕𝒆𝒏𝒆𝒓𝒔 (1996), available for free with subscription on Peacock. For $3.99 in the usual places. Also it's our 75th Movie Night!!!

https://open.substack.com/pub/ziggywiggy/p/wonkette-movie-night-sept-23rd-the?r=2knfuc&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web

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John Norris's avatar

Would make a great TV show.

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randomnessliz's avatar

Joe Klein is still alive?

I thought the air went out of his balloon when Bill Clinton exited stage left.

What a tool.

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Sir David Chaillou, KSW's avatar

So, to be clear:

- in Nagorno-Karabakh, Russia supports the Azerbaijani military intervention, because legal borders are sacrosanct and clearly trump local people's right to self-determination;

- in Donbass, Crimea and Sevastopol, Russian military violence is perfectly legitimate, because the people's right to self-determination(*) is sacrosanct and clearly trumps legal borders.

(*) as determined by sham referendums held under military occupation.

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Ted Price's avatar

So what I'm gleaning from all these headlines is that the news is now just bunch of the most whiny people on earth getting their panties in a bundle and wanting to let everyone know why they're upset.

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WokeGrandma's avatar

panties in a bunch, please

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Johnny Appleseed's avatar

I had thought Trump was associated with the Russian Mob, but I had no idea it went as far back as the 1980's. That was an eyeopener! And it likely means his deceased father and his children all knew about his allegiance to Russian influences.

Apart from that, Tim Ballard is a DB! Would the Mormon's really elect him?

The FBI really screwed-the-pooch (sorry lil doggo's, it's only a phrase) on the Hillary investigation. I've heard Trump claiming they're corrupt for years, but of course, I never believe anything out of his pathological lie hole. The bastard was (unusually) truthful on that topic. I wanna "do-over" Donny, know what I mean, wink-wink?

I enjoyed Dan Pfieffer's commentary, as always. Dan knows his shit.

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randomnessliz's avatar

Yes........Rudy used the Russians to help take down the Italian mob in NYC and Trump was the money laundered out of Atlantic City, going back to the first casino.

The Russians ran their money thru Duetcshebank, "coincidentally" the only outfit that would handle Trump's business.

These are known things.

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Lefty Wright's avatar

So Joe Klein is going to stop writing about personal issues like lying about sexual assaults, Qanon bullshit, and other individual idiosyncrasies of Republican politicians but continue to attack Democratic policy issues like immigration and political correctness. Yet he mentions nothing about attacking Republican policy issues like umm, well, er. I guess that's because they have no substantive policy issues other than obstructing Democrats and wasting legislative time and money on trumped up and fake claims of misdeeds by Democrats. Oh, they do have the perennial push for more tax cuts and when a Democrat is in the White House, the national debt, but I think the public is getting tired of that and realize their tax cuts and military spending on unnecessary wars are the biggest factor in the increasing national debt since Reagan crashed the USSR by out spending them on military resources and his tax cuts. One cut being such a disaster he had to push taxes back up a little.

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easelox is on timeout's avatar

What would it actually take to ban Nazi groups in the USA? We are a fucking breeding ground for them. There has to be an angle. Terrorism?

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2023/sep/20/germany-bans-neo-nazi-group-hammerskins-deutschland-us-extremism

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randomnessliz's avatar

Patriot Act would seem appropriate......that's still a thing, right?

Or does it only apply when a Republican is POTUS?

asking for a friend

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Secret Agent Super Dragon's avatar

We can't seem to charge everyone that charged the Capital building, two and a half years on so it doesn't seem terribly likely

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easelox is on timeout's avatar

understatement. ACLU would probably fight a ban, TBH, with (sort of) good reason.

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2Cats2Furious's avatar

Ugh. Fuck you, AT&T. Last night around 8 PM, I was unable to connect my iPad to the internet, and kept getting messages that my gmail account was not secure, and ANY website I tried to pull up would say the connection was not secure, and someone may be trying to “impersonate” the website to steal my information. So, that was troubling. Tried my iPhone - which should be able to connect to the internet without the WiFi - and same thing. Tried my HP laptop and it kept trying to connect to Xfinity, which is my old ISP.

At this point I’m convinced someone is trying to hack my accounts, but of course I can’t log on to check anything. I ultimately got ahold of my sister L, who was able to check my major bank accounts to make sure they were secure and give me their customer service numbers.

Eventually, I was able to get my iPhone working as a hotspot to log onto the internet. I’ll also note that I tried restarting my routers and called AT&T multiple times for a “re-fresh” signal, and then ultimately got sent to customer service, where I remained on hold for over 1 1/2 hours before finally giving up.

This morning - over 13 hours later - AT&T FINALLY sends me a text that there’s an internet outage in my area, but they should have it fixed by 8 PM tonight. Grrrrrrrrrr…

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OnlyMe's avatar

I keep my cell and internet on different providers for that reason, even though it costs more.

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2Cats2Furious's avatar

To top it off, they just sent me a text that I’ve used 75% of my data for this billing cycle. If I exceed the limit, they’re going to throttle my data speed through 9/25, with the helpful tip to “Try using WiFi” instead.

I would, if you’d fix my internet already!

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easelox is on timeout's avatar

boo hiss. that sucks.

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