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Maybe's avatar

Apparently they are desperate to have Kamala Harris be President 'cause that's what would happen if Biden were impeached and convicted.

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Maybe's avatar

I love it when Repubs advocate for impeaching Joe Biden. If Biden were impeached and convicted (not a chance) then Kamala Harris would become President. I thought the Repubs didn't want that.

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archy's avatar

Roods is looking more and more like Otzi the Iceman.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Who will reveal their "overwhelming evidence" first: Roodles, or Mike Pillow?

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James Baskin's avatar

Oh Ruuuuuuuubbbbby.... don't take yer love to Moscow.

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Irvin M.'s avatar

At Trump's $100k/plate legal fundraiser dinner, only 12 plates showed up. Donald took $200k.

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diogenez's avatar

They used to talk about Obama playing 3D Vulcan chess.

Roody just plays sloe gin.

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Mx.le Maerin's Luxury Comedy's avatar

Well I was gonna post this, then I realized I was mis-remembering the lyrics and it's cold gin, not sloe gin. But a YouTube search shows I'm not the only one who thought that so here. One from the vaults.

https://youtu.be/nsygbK8kNsA?si=Gdz4Y84RH8BZOWou

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simpledinosaur's avatar

I suppose hubris (a species of outrageous insolence) sometimes propels Rudy, Donald and their ilk to fame and power -- given how clueless so much of the public is, how could it be otherwise? -- but there's also no end of trouble it can get them into. Both of these crass, power-hungry narcissists are now getting bankrupted and possibly stripped of their freedom by criminal and civil courts. Couldn't happen to a couple of nicer guys.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

It remains to be seen if they can grift enough cash from the clueless rubes who support them to pay all the costs. That's why I want jail time, and lots of it, for all of these seditious criminal assholes.

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Maybe's avatar

Agreed, but remember that the money they grift goes into their own pockets and will therefore not be available to support Repub candidates.

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motmelere's avatar

I'm Rudy, and I'm here to help.

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Mal Speranza's avatar

The fact that there's no chance that Giuliani will be invited to lead the impeachment prosecution makes me terribly sad. There are no second acts in American lives, I guess.

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tony in san diego's avatar

everything he listed would be inadmissible, for being to corrupted and unable to lay a foundation for its admission. So, no witnesses and no admissible evidence, what else ya got, Roodles?

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Appalachian in Thailand's avatar

"I know how to question a lot better than they do. […] This is what I do best."

If you had done a little questioning of yourself around 2020, you wouldn't be in this mess.

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Maybe's avatar

Is it evil of me to want this to happen or just hysterically cynical?

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Mildred Downey Broxon's avatar

Yes. Nothing wrong with that.

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Appalachian in Thailand's avatar

Why not both!

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Dave's Not Here's avatar

How big must the blinders have to be for anyone to take anything Roodles says seriously? Oh. Newsmax size. Got it.

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Maybe's avatar

If we grade on the curve, Roodles is somewhere in the middle of insane right wingers who talk too much.

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Crankyman's avatar

So there's a chance we'll see Rep. Adam Schiff rhetorically dismember Chram Man/Person/Tree ?

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Maybe's avatar

Rhetorically?

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wavicles's avatar

Rudolphith J.J. Giulliani, cybertorney, esq.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

The J's are for Jenius. Both of them!

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