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Who will reveal their "overwhelming evidence" first: Roodles, or Mike Pillow?

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Oh Ruuuuuuuubbbbby.... don't take yer love to Moscow.

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None of them has any shame. They’re performing for the base, and the base would eat a bowl of steaming shit if they were told it would cure COVID or make teh libs cry.

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At Trump's $100k/plate legal fundraiser dinner, only 12 plates showed up. Donald took $200k.

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Sep 16·edited Sep 16

They used to talk about Obama playing 3D Vulcan chess.

Roody just plays sloe gin.

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I suppose hubris (a species of outrageous insolence) sometimes propels Rudy, Donald and their ilk to fame and power -- given how clueless so much of the public is, how could it be otherwise? -- but there's also no end of trouble it can get them into. Both of these crass, power-hungry narcissists are now getting bankrupted and possibly stripped of their freedom by criminal and civil courts. Couldn't happen to a couple of nicer guys.

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I'm Rudy, and I'm here to help.

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The fact that there's no chance that Giuliani will be invited to lead the impeachment prosecution makes me terribly sad. There are no second acts in American lives, I guess.

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drunk and insane is no way to go though life there Roodles...

Hold My Franzia! - Judge Boxwine

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everything he listed would be inadmissible, for being to corrupted and unable to lay a foundation for its admission. So, no witnesses and no admissible evidence, what else ya got, Roodles?

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"I know how to question a lot better than they do. […] This is what I do best."

If you had done a little questioning of yourself around 2020, you wouldn't be in this mess.

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Is it evil of me to want this to happen or just hysterically cynical?

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How big must the blinders have to be for anyone to take anything Roodles says seriously? Oh. Newsmax size. Got it.

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So there's a chance we'll see Rep. Adam Schiff rhetorically dismember Chram Man/Person/Tree ?

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Rudolphith J.J. Giulliani, cybertorney, esq.

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The blood alocohol level of just that photo is approximately .32

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