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I would advise him to emigrate. It isn't going to be Empty G or Bobo who plugs him. It will be their fanatical followers.

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She needs to put down her knitting and hang her shingle back up.

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Was it moving?

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Damn. I was hoping for the Second Amendment Endless Applause. I figured it would go on longer than the Speaker vote.

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If they release the pics, what are they doing to guarantee that no children will see them?

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Democrats are never blamed for government shutdowns by anyone outside the cult.

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You want to investigate the weaponization of the government against its citizens and want Democrats to join you in this task, Gym? Tell them you're going to look at Trump's weaponization of the IRS and DOJ and DHS, and we'll be crawling all over each other to get on that committee.

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Sound bites to get on Fox News.

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He just hired a couple of public corruption experts, so he must expect enough work to keep them busy.

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Biggus Dickus.

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Just so long as he doesn't pick Schiff and Swalwell for the Intelligence Committee, 'cause Qev's already kicked them off that.

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I first read it as froth.

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"In your examination of Hunter Biden's laptop, did you find any indication of what Jared Kushner gave the Saudis in exchange for two billion dollars?"

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It's only January 11. Give them time. Remember how long it took the Trumpinistas to find the lights in the White House?

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Why don't they just get them bluetooth hearing aids and connect them to the others watching the hearing offsite?

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"With whom?," is my question.

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