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Wow ! I love cheesy sword and sorcery movies ! So when IS Conan the Douchebag coming out? Take that any way you want.

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I know it's kind of lame but it feels right. COCK SUCKING libel !

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Those numbers <a href="http:\/\/imgc.allpostersimages.com\/images\/P-473-488-90\/60\/6079\/7PUD100Z\/posters\/edward-koren-tonight-we-re-going-to-let-the-statistics-speak-for-themselves-new-yorker-cartoon.jpg" target="_blank">speak for themselves</a>.

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But what is the murder of a gay black person?

I'm not so good at fractions, what is 1/2 of 3/5?

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He's 127% idiot.

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Is there a transcript? The sound of his voice makes my ears bleed.

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As I keep telling you people: If someone, somewhere, said it, it's probably true.

Also: I had no idea that the gay community was preponderantly black. Because blahs do all the murder, and the gehys do half the murder, therefore, <em>ipso facto</em>, we must repeal Obamacare.

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According to Pat Robertson, it is 50% gays, 50% blacks and 50% browns and 50% muslins.

Can't argue with the numbers folks. They're right in front of you.

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But the victims were wearing Crocs, so no jury in the world would convict.

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I sing that song out loud at work sometimes.

Unrelated: my coworkers think I am a very special snowflake. Or insane.

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fashion camo? Is it worse than camo fashion? Meaning the droves of people in Montana that wear camos as if they were in the military, even camo shorts at the beach.

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Crimes of fashion, perhaps. WAIT! Teh gheys? <i>(checks Encyclopedia of Stereotypes)</i> Nah.

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HA HA. You said "intelligent" and "Chuck Norris" in the same sentence.

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Causing hurricanes?

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