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If it hadn't been 2000 mules it would've been some other bullshit pretext.

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D'ouchebag C'anoeI am low brow and not Ivy^.^

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Note too that, though someone, my dear Mr Hurst, repeatedly made reference to D'Souza's 'book' herein, he must have meant to type 'book-shaped object' instead. Aren't you a Dartmouth grad as well?

Fuck Ted Cruz.

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That is nightmare horror. No.

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https://uploads.disquscdn.c... Nah... This is the Chiquita lady's bae

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He AND his girlfriend. Such a bummer. No, really. Honest. Yupster.

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why don't we go with 2000 Asses while we are at it?

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Just.... how many pages are now in this "book", anyway?

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When our niece was visiting with her kids for some reason she and her aunt left them alone with me without supervision. (Not sure what they were thinking, the last time that happened I took them up in a skyscraper to a floor under construction to show them around.) This time I tried **really** hard to convince Jazlynn to get a henna tattoo so that we could convince her mother that it was a real one. She didn't go for it unfortunately, so we just ate a giant pile of ice cream and got in trouble for that.

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He is a real Vermont specimen

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that was my SO's answer to a lot of questions my kids would ask him about causality when they would ask him "what would happen if..." type questions when they were very young so after that, when they would ask me a "what would happen if..." I ask them if they want my answer or my SO's answer. They would smile and laugh as they remembered his usual answer.

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They might treat his rosacea and give him a new lease on life. He might join Christian Mingle and find out God's Plan for him.

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(ew)

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Underdog?

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"Remember, Jerry, it's not a lie if you believe it."

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I for one tend to think he's telling the truth. With his successful chicken company that employed 800 people, his many intellectual pursuits such as discovering where the bad air comes from (China) and developing the idea for the Department of Men Looking at Wojmen Looking at Social Media, as well as working as an undercover FBI agent/honorary deputy of some podunk Georgia county, he would never have the time to impregnate half the women in North America, write checks for multiple abortions and even personally drive one of the pregnant women to an abortion clinic.That's just science.

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