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"...reorientation." - ?!

Eight months in a FEMA camp!!1! LoL

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"The boys threw a party at the County jail"

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I thought he was dead.

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Those are some crazy eyes right there.

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My parents never made us eat it, but I think that was because it hadn't been invented yet. We DID, however, get Brussels sprouts, the vegetable that proves that God hates children.

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If you're in a big pile of rats. Rats think of other rats as something to stand on.

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Sorry, Gnome, it's "Warden threw a party..." Sorta like the warden, et al at Clinton Correctional Facility.

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Grimm represented the district that includes Staten Island in NYC and he held that office when Hurricane Sandy hit. As a Republican with Tea Party views he had always been a climate change denier. But touring the devastation to his district and talking to constituents in the wake of the storm changed him. He became one of the few (the very few) Republicans in Congress and possibly the only Tea-Partier anywhere who supported Federal action to address climate change. As a Congressman the man had many problems but that was a point in his favor.

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Foxs News will definitely give him a job; if they would give Governor Quitterface a job, they'll give anyone a job ( as long as you're racist as hell and just care about money, YOUR MONEY that is)

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Really. Just book him into a Staten Island Motel6 for the duration. He'll crack like an egg.

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Kale is the one vegetable my parents never made us eat. I think what brought them together and made them get married was a mutual antipathy toward kale.

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Word! (I almost went with that, but I have such fond memories of that phrase from my youth that I couldn't bring myself to alter it.)

Ya know, a violent gang of dentists could actually be pretty terrifying – those short sleeved button-up scrubs are inherently creepy, they'd be armed with an array of insidious weaponry, and they'd have easy access to tanks and tanks of ether.

Even Hunter S. Thompson wouldn't fuck around with ether!

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DAMMIT. We were really done.

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Andy Milligan libel!

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Patience...

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Hard to believe, but they managed it.

Staten Island is the borough New York would like to forget...like an arrow of New Jersey in the heart of the city.

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