Once when I was on a video shoot in Tanzania, we stumbled across a den of about 25 lion cubs protected by a few lionesses, just snoozing under the trees on a hot summer's day. Believe me, it took all my common sense (which isn't much in the first place) to keep from getting out of the Land Rover and skritching all those lion cub bellies!
This is why I stay inside--I know if I ran into a lion cub, or a bear, or something like that I would be like, "AAAAHHHHHH BABY!" and try to hug it and then be killed.
The only good thing Frank Rizzo ever did for Philadelphia was die.
The only good thing Frank Rizzo ever did for me was die on my mother's 45th birthday, so I could come home from my job at Tower Records on South Street and give my mom some good news.
Absolutely! The QAnon Cretins believe war is first fought through memes but I bet you they aren't nearly as good at it as we will be. We have more material!
Trump’s unified Reich excuse reminds me of the old headline from the Onion, “Why do all these gay men keep sucking my dick says straight man.” Only now it’s, “why do all these Nazis keep supporting my campaign says man who totally isn’t a Nazi.”
Also, this strategy of trying to pass legislation instead of blocking everything is a new one for Fled Cruz. It’s an indication of how nervous he is about his upcoming reelection.
Regarding the Senate elections, it looks like if Tester in Montana and Brown in Ohio keep their seats and no other Democrats lose their seats unexpectedly, we're fine? And Brown seems to be doing OK, so my dollars need to go to Tester?
Still confused about why supporting rich people who want a genetically pure mini-me of their very personal own that they can indoctrinate however they like and claim special privileges for is a DEMOCRATIC issue. While there are still unwanted genetically random children bouncing around our dysfunctional foster care systems.
Lordy, the porn-sperms-are-not-sanctified lady has an inspirational bible quote on the wall (“mustard seed of faith” blah blah blah). Be the medieval theocracy you want to see in the world!
All those folks who thought that Nikki Haley had some sense and credibility must be very disappointed that she has decided to vote for Von Schitzenpants. I’m not going to pretend anymore that there may be a few sane Rapepublicans out there . Every single one of them are batshit bonkers.
Some of us saw this coming ages ago. She falls in line like every other rethug; their chief characteristic stems from the inability to contravene the nominal will of their body politic as expressed in a Strong Leader ^TM.
Help! My like button is broken. Are there any Substack experts here? It's been broken for over a week and doesn't work. Sad because I like to like. Maybe it has something to do with notifications? I turned them all off.
Is it truly broken, or is it really slow to respond after you press it. For a few days this week or last week, it would take a minute or two to make the Like heart go red after I pressed it.
It’s rescued mountain lion cubs in your hed gif. Adorbs!
https://open.substack.com/pub/martiniambassador/p/mountain-lion-cubs-at-the-san-diego
Once when I was on a video shoot in Tanzania, we stumbled across a den of about 25 lion cubs protected by a few lionesses, just snoozing under the trees on a hot summer's day. Believe me, it took all my common sense (which isn't much in the first place) to keep from getting out of the Land Rover and skritching all those lion cub bellies!
I probably would be ded, both from cuteness and the resulting misadventure after attempting snuggles.
Like.
Double posting mishap
Mountain lion cubs!? Unlike leopards they do lose their spots.
Simply beautiful
With all the hay about, I thought they were Savannah Barn Kittehs.
They are adorable little super predators!
And I want to cuddle all of them.
This is why I stay inside--I know if I ran into a lion cub, or a bear, or something like that I would be like, "AAAAHHHHHH BABY!" and try to hug it and then be killed.
The San Diego Zoo is also a very beautiful botanical garden. It is the best zoo that I have ever been to. Thanks for the memories
Thanks, MG!
My video is a little fuzzy.
Purrfect!
The only good thing Frank Rizzo ever did for Philadelphia was die.
The only good thing Frank Rizzo ever did for me was die on my mother's 45th birthday, so I could come home from my job at Tower Records on South Street and give my mom some good news.
Somehow, that's a perfect post. I mean it!
The Biden campaign is looking to hire a seasoned meme lord
https://techcrunch.com/2024/05/22/the-biden-campaign-is-looking-to-hire-a-seasoned-meme-lord/
> According to a job listing, President Joe Biden's reelection campaign needs someone to manage memes.
good. (though honestly they've been doing a great job so far... didn't they hire baby from like fetterman's office?)
Absolutely! The QAnon Cretins believe war is first fought through memes but I bet you they aren't nearly as good at it as we will be. We have more material!
Trump’s unified Reich excuse reminds me of the old headline from the Onion, “Why do all these gay men keep sucking my dick says straight man.” Only now it’s, “why do all these Nazis keep supporting my campaign says man who totally isn’t a Nazi.”
Also, this strategy of trying to pass legislation instead of blocking everything is a new one for Fled Cruz. It’s an indication of how nervous he is about his upcoming reelection.
It really is one of The Onion's classics.
Hail King Rebecca!
“There was a lot about this condo that was really unique,” Nick says. “All of these unique things are unique because they’re illegal.”
They Bought a New DC Luxury Condo. It Could Collapse.
https://www.washingtonian.com/2024/05/23/they-bought-a-new-dc-luxury-condo-it-could-collapse/
just stumbled on the May 21 transcripts from Stinky's Manhattan Adventure.
Bob Costello returns to the stand:
𝑇𝐻𝐸 𝐶𝑂𝑈𝑅𝑇 : 𝐺𝑜𝑜𝑑 𝑚𝑜𝑟𝑛𝑖𝑛𝑔 , 𝑀𝑟. 𝐶𝑜𝑠𝑡𝑒𝑙𝑙𝑜. 𝑊𝑒𝑙𝑐𝑜𝑚𝑒
𝐼 𝑟𝑒𝑚𝑖𝑛𝑑 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑎𝑟𝑒 𝑠𝑡𝑖𝑙𝑙 𝑢𝑛𝑑𝑒𝑟 𝑜𝑎𝑡ℎ .
𝑇𝐻𝐸 𝑊𝐼𝑇𝑁𝐸𝑆𝑆 : 𝑌𝑒𝑠.
𝑇𝐻𝐸 𝐶𝑂𝑈𝑅𝑇 : 𝐴𝑙𝑙 𝑟𝑖𝑔ℎ𝑡 .
𝐿𝑒𝑡'𝑠 𝑔𝑒𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑗𝑢𝑟𝑦, 𝑝𝑙𝑒𝑎𝑠𝑒 .
𝑇𝐻𝐸 𝑊𝐼𝑇𝑁𝐸𝑆𝑆 : 𝐶𝑎𝑛 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑠𝑝𝑒𝑎𝑘 𝑢𝑝 ? 𝑀𝑦 ℎ𝑒𝑎𝑟𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑖𝑠 𝑏𝑎𝑑 .
It seemed pretty fine the day before when you were being a total asshole, 𝑩𝑶𝑩 ...
Oh boy! Rizzo. I know where's he's buried.
Regarding the Senate elections, it looks like if Tester in Montana and Brown in Ohio keep their seats and no other Democrats lose their seats unexpectedly, we're fine? And Brown seems to be doing OK, so my dollars need to go to Tester?
I'd say yeah. In my gut vibe check lived there 8 years expertise, I think Tester's in real trouble.
Still confused about why supporting rich people who want a genetically pure mini-me of their very personal own that they can indoctrinate however they like and claim special privileges for is a DEMOCRATIC issue. While there are still unwanted genetically random children bouncing around our dysfunctional foster care systems.
The problem with capital letters is that they lead to capital sentences, and that's far too punishing.
"Durbin isn’t even willing hold a hearing, much less impeach." The Senate has no power to impeach. That has to be initiated by the House.
Lordy, the porn-sperms-are-not-sanctified lady has an inspirational bible quote on the wall (“mustard seed of faith” blah blah blah). Be the medieval theocracy you want to see in the world!
All those folks who thought that Nikki Haley had some sense and credibility must be very disappointed that she has decided to vote for Von Schitzenpants. I’m not going to pretend anymore that there may be a few sane Rapepublicans out there . Every single one of them are batshit bonkers.
Some of us saw this coming ages ago. She falls in line like every other rethug; their chief characteristic stems from the inability to contravene the nominal will of their body politic as expressed in a Strong Leader ^TM.
Kittens!
Help! My like button is broken. Are there any Substack experts here? It's been broken for over a week and doesn't work. Sad because I like to like. Maybe it has something to do with notifications? I turned them all off.
Is it truly broken, or is it really slow to respond after you press it. For a few days this week or last week, it would take a minute or two to make the Like heart go red after I pressed it.
It's not responding at all.
mine was broken for 2 weeks and then it started working again all on its own
Maybe mine will work after a short rest :)
My notifications are all on, but when I click Like nothing happens. Maybe my Likes (and yours?) are actually recorded but just not shown to me.