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Couple of things. First, Evan describes Dear Leader as "halfwit". What a slap in the face to actual halfwits. (See link below, apologies for preceding ad.) At best, DL is a tenthwit. And I mean at best. Second, who actually writes these flaming bag of dog poop posts for the tenthwit? He has neither the mental capacity or the attention span to do so. Because we haven't seen or heard much from Junior, Fredo, or Vankie recently, I wonder if they're putting their collective IQ's together (a combined score of 73, based on Fredo's -4 individual score) to put these gems together. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8HXyUg0x_mw

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It's been a while since I've seen him do that Liddle' bit, and remind us that he doesn't know what an apostrophe is (IIRC he thinks the apostrophe is called a "hyphen") or how contractions work.

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The U.S. women's soccer team lost to Sweden.

I knew it was President Biden's fault. I just knew it. And increased wokeness.

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I mean the tactic is to just drag this out until he dies of old age.

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IANAL, but because of that poisonous First Amendment you're saddled with, the threats probably aren't threatening enough. It's obvious to anyone with eyes that he's back on his stochastic terrorism bullshit; but can it be established in court as a True Threat?

It would be immensely satisfying if he got thrown in the slammer while hearings on whether it was "just his opinion" were pending; but it would cause a lot of fuss, and if he won the appeal (first time for everything), he'd REALLY be unbearable.

But yeah, lock him fucking UP already.

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Trump has basically been very consistent in his responses to judges and prosecutors of his criminal cases, which is the consistency we see in how he responds or talks about those whom he hates, oppose him or whom he feels threatened by.

They really should have added in a clause in the filing of the trial documents that impose a fine of 10% of Trump's entire fortune be imposed whenever he does this shit, he would be penniless by now.

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Plus whatever monies are fundraised attributed to these outbursts.

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LOCK. HIM. UP.

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Gitmo the SOB, especially since he ordered it to remain open indefinitely; karma!

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Sadly, Judge Upadhyaya told Dear Leader there "may" be consequences if he violated the terms of his release after the arraignment. He should have been told in no uncertain terms that there "will" be consequences for violating said terms. Too late. He's always gotten away with doing what he wants, and this will be no different. Until he experiences actual, hard consequences, i.e. jail time, he'll continue to ignore this and any other judge's orders.

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i don't understand how people say elite athletes hate the country they are representing - all they need to do is go somewhere else, or choose not to participate

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Yep, there are plenty of "Americans" playing in this World Cup for other countries.

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Worth noting that Kai Cenat was charged with inciting a riot—where no one died, no elected officials were threatened with lynching, and no government buildings were trashed—less than 24 hours after the fact, while Shitler *still* hasn’t been indicted for inciting Jan 6, and gets to continue touring the country fomenting even more violence by his white trash nazi cult, because “reasons”.

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I agree, but I think the difference is political speech is protected to a higher standard..

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Stochastic terrorism isn’t “political speech”.

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This afternoon it took me an hour to get from New York Avenue to the Roosevelt Bridge because of all the damn tourists. While stuck in traffic, I had time to note lines outside the African-American History Museum, the Washington Monument, and the Air and Space Museum.

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There is no longer any space at all between TFG and a comic book villain.

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The time for Trump to “find out” was two years ago.

Enough already. Lock the motherfucker up

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"Does Trump Want To Live In Jail Until His Trial?"

I certainly want that for him!

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