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It's like he's auditioning for the part of "Will N. Stooge."

His future bosses, the plutocrats like the Koch's, the Murdochs, Ken Griffon, Miriam Addelson, the Mellons, etc & the various dark money (cough russian) slush funds, will all we very pleased with his performance.

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How ridiculous that this guy is even on the ballot, much less that he might win.

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It rained all day here. Kittehs are contractually obligated to nap under such conditions.

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NH mail-in voter here: Ballot sent 3 weeks ago. Fuck you Ballduck.

EDIT: And confirmed today it has been received and accepted by my town clerk. So fuck you again Ballduck!

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I fear for all of humanity if anyone actually believes this tripe. And I know they do.

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He asked for tools one Christmas so he could build himself an Iron Man suit.

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I beg your pardon, sincerely. I tend to put NPR in the same basket as PBS because "Public". PBS has wonderful programming. NPR and their "Chuck Todd style" political positions irritate me. They are not like they used to be. Peace & blessings!

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wow - ok, not disappointed!

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Oh, no worries, I gave up on NPR after they gave Trump a platform to spout more lies and anti-Asian hate a while ago, and didn't challenge him for fear of him cutting off the interview. No courage whatsoever.

I completely agree.

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Piper made sense.

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I do not remember which book, but he had a short story about a mutant(?) Fuzzy, who was really ambitious. He developed a following and actually precipitated fighting between groups of Fuzzies - an unprecedented development.

He was finally captured, and the judges were uncomfortably deciding that execution was appropriate. The accused agreed. He admitted being a one-off and a danger to other Fuzzies, and that his death was the appropriate response.

Besides being cute, they were very rational.

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Oh, FFS!!!@

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A ‘Saturday Night Live’ skit would be infinitely more realistic. And they aren't even intended to be realistic.

Posts like this tell us a lot more about the poster than they do about our schools.

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I believe Godzilla's specialty was smashing Japanese cities. The only truth involved is the fact (for a fictional character) that lots of Japanese cities ended up being smashed by a giant lizard.

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Act on their meown?

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Wouldn't that be species neutral?

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