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ohiolibrarian's avatar

Not when a Republican does it.

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malsperanza's avatar

The MAGA nuts aren't wrong: they have easy access at the grass roots because we don't bother.

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"M"'s avatar

They're so violent and abusive. So many of these are people who completely lack skills in persuasion and negotiation and/or are so entitled they feel as if they don't have to persuade anyone about anything and can just bully people.

Haaaaaaate.

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Jellita Biafrica's avatar

Nah. You can't just loot a whole country for decades on end, including your military, yet still expect to have a functional armed forces capable of modern operations. It just doesn't work that way. As Putrid and his cronies are currently finding out.

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Zyxomma's avatar

I despair.Vey iz mir.

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sarafina's avatar

Republicans have been doing this for years, electing their folks to lower offices and moving up. When are Dems going to wake up to oppose this??

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SuperfluousNip's avatar

Double plus wins for the Talking Heads line. . . .

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LeighBowery'sLuxuryComedy's avatar

HEL-lo. As I'm reading this, I'm trying to figure if there's any way I could fit this into my already over-extended schedule. Seriously, any Wonketeers out there who aren't already committed to forty-'leven groups and projects with a smidge of free time should consider walking the talk. Our country needs you.

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kmblue187's avatar

And if someone tries you from voting or tries to beat you up in one of those little polling stations, you'll know then too.Kidding aside, not to be taken lightly

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kmblue187's avatar

And that's no joke. You might be the one who films poll watchers intimidating voters with your phone cam.

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Jenibrio Jenificus's avatar

How come blightfart made it on that list and not Yr Wonkette?According to chart lady, we're JUST as bad

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Wheels of Ire's avatar

Luckily for me, that was an aberration in an otherwise friendly and efficient polling station. I was red fucking hot, though, as he had pulled the same shit w my girlfriend minutes before (we were trading off the dog outside.)Goddess help this country, this is gonna cause a total shitshow in less enlightened precincts.

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Mr Canoehead/M Tête-Canoë's avatar

That skeevyness? You might want to document that, fur future reference.

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Jenibrio Jenificus's avatar

*raises hand* I am kinda progressivebut also a neoliberal warmongering tree hugging lib.And I done do the volunteering at the local party level.I've stumped, done GOTV, driven the van....that sorta thing.

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OftenConfused's avatar

Well, they're signing up, but will they actually show up? People who constantly complain about what's happening rarely accept the hard job of working to improve it.

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Villago Delenda Est  🇺🇦's avatar

I doubt a motorbike could tow an artillery piece. Small AT or ADA perhaps?

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